The Corrupted Wish Game

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now we have a nightmare on our hands the likes of Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs.

 

I wished Toonami aired during the daytime on Saturday

 

(Mazel tov!)

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Granted, but only in a far away, innaccessible alternate universe.

 

I wish my mane was being brushed.

Edited February 16, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted, but the pony who brushes it does a terrible job

 

i wish i had a comment

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but like all YouTube comments, it's pointless and lost in the new format.

 

I wish I had gotten more sleep.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, but you sleep through the weekend... And the rest of the week too, for good measure.

 

I wish that I could have seen the ninja parade earlier today.

[Bastion 414]

Granted but they start throwing some throwing stars at you.

 

I wish I could prank my mates for once.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. However, the pranks go horribly wrong, and soon you are convicted of manslaughter.

 

I wish for Fluttershy.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted...sorta. Discord gives you Shutterfly instead... Intentionally.

 

Three words: Half life 3

[Totally Ducklett 181]

Granted. Half Life 3's release date has been set for the year 29478293478219r490234129083122980349248932849342983918941839824983048298908198243908493289328498349182390834928492384910238298129483928493285928592834918390284983948293829348938129048985985953839589842094389238593285948491849284938438949.

 

Yes, there is an r in there.

 

I wish for pancakes.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, buy no syrup

 

I wish I could go to Cochella

Edited February 16, 2014 by CloserToTheSun

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. You get to go to Cochella... but get murdered.

 

I wish for tigers.

Edited February 16, 2014 by The Questioner

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, the football team

 

I wish for rain

 

(That probably would happen to me at Cochella)

Edited February 16, 2014 by CloserToTheSun

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted... But you drown in it.

 

I wish for "a modest pile of hats"

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, their all ten-gallon hats.

 

I wish YouTube was back to normal.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, but everypony becomes a hipster and dislikes the original format.

 

I wish for another wish

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but that wish goes to somepony less deserving than you.

 

I wish I could of seen Black Flag in it's golden era (the 'Damaged' album time)

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, but this time you see them will be your last... The band breaks up a week later.

 

I wish for a burrito

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Shame I sowed you mouth shut after taking all your teeth (and wallet).

Oh, and that dynamite I placed in your pocked after I chained you up?

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I wish for a Ghost Rider pony in the show.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but you die the moment before it airs

 

i wish i can has a cheeseburger

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, but your boat fails because someone set you up the bomb

[Midnight Seeker 302]

What's this, you wish for nothing?

Then you shall have it! In abundance!

It sucks.


I wish a scythe.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

You get the same thing as I got, disappointment. A scythe forged from disappointment.

 

I wish for Q

[Midnight Seeker 302]

You swine! Use my own weapons against me??

You shall pay a most terrible price! You see, Q owes me a couple of favours and I don't like you very much right now. . .

I wish for a dance with Death

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, no strings attached

 

I wish for a riddle

[Denim&Venöm 18,890]

Granted. It's the kind that makes Firefox run really slow

 

I wish that shopping carts never got stuck in the snow