The Corrupted Wish Game

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but he punches you in the testicle then suddenly dies.


I wish mayonnaise was a flavor of ice cream.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it's just as disgusting.

 

I wish Joe Satriani wasn't in Chickenfoot, or anything with Sammy Hagar.

 

Granted but he punches you in the testicle then suddenly dies.

Punk till the end. Gotta love Iggy.

[ninjamon102938 222]

Granted, it's just as disgusting.

 

I wish Joe Satriani wasn't in Chickenfoot, or anything with Sammy Hagar.

 

 

Punk till the end. Gotta love Iggy.

Done, but he's been removed from existance

 

I wish to be a girl's slave

[BlueMoon 53]

Granted but you have to live outside and she never sees you.

 

I wish for a lolipop

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, the lollipop eats you....because it's possessed.

 

I wish there was a tea house in my town.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it doesn't serve anything you like.




I wish that I didn't have to get to college for 8:45 tomorrow morning...

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you have to get there at 3 AM or you are dropped from all your classes with a failing grade.

 

I wish my friend could go see the Aquabats on their upcoming tour.

[Twilight The Creator 298]

Granted, but the Aquabats are proven to be Nazi-Zombies (Stick of Truth, anyone?) and you end up having to fight for survival in Belarus.

I wish that school never existed.

[Surface 115]

Granted. The world doesn't exist now.

I wish I was better at making music.

[Twilight The Creator 298]

Granted. You are now the producer for Justin Bieber AND 1D.

I wish Hitler/Shrek was real.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

You get Shrek. But he goes to form the Fourth Reich.

 

I wish for juice boxes that don't run out of juice.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but the juice turns into poison....slowly killing you.

 

I wish LEGOs could be as awesome the movie

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but then The Lego Group goes bankrupt because of 3D printers and piracy.



I wish that I had faster Internet.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted it's now at ludicrous speed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygE01sOhzz0

 

i wish for cookies

[Twilight The Creator 298]

Granted, they are raisin (no oatmeal).

I wish for salted caramel.

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

Granted, Somepony put in too much salt. (Pun intended)

 

I wish for wings

[ninjamon102938 222]

Granted, Somepony put in too much salt. (Pun intended)

 

I wish for wings

Done gut you dont know how to fly

 

I wish someone would blow smoke in my mouth

[Twilight The Creator 298]

Done, your lungs die.

I wish I could be the Doctor's companion.

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

Done, you're his companion on one journey, you get deleted within 5 minutes

 

Done gut you dont know how to fly

Well... I wouldn't for a while... That's why I'd practice

 

I wish I were a time lord with a working TARDIS

[BlueMoon 53]

Granted but you get stuck in a parallel dimension. 

 

I wish I had more time for art. 

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

Granted. You are now stuck in a moment of time, you're the only person able to move or do anything,you will never have friends again, nor will anyone ever look at, admire, or critique your work

 

 

Granted but you get stuck in a parallel dimension. 

And the problem?

 

I wish for a goldfish (I don't know why)

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it's evil and starts killing people just like in the episode of South Park, "Spookyfish"

 

I wish there was a requirement that all people on television must have an IQ over 130 and mustn't be allowed to state personal opinions unless asked.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but you IQ is now slightly bellow the limit

 

i wish people was less ignorant

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

i wish people was less ignorant

I see what you did there

 

OT: Granted, everyone you meet now knows everything you've ever done

 

I wish I could draw as well as @@SkyHeart,

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you lose your arms in an accident.



I wish for a lorry with a house on the back.