The Corrupted Wish Game

[SnipSnap 432]

Granted, but they STAY right-side up and you can't get them down.

 

I wish nopony used "swag" and "yolo" on the internet AT ALL.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. Nopony does. However, most internet users are not ponies, and if they were, they would just come up with something equally irritating.

 

I wish for three tonnes of depleted uranium. 

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. But it's completely oxidized.

 

I wish I could survive a thermo-nuclear explosion.

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granted. But you died of a atomic explosion.

 

I wish for a wish so i can wish for what i wish for to wish a wish.

 

And a fart that smells good but still everything smelled the same before and after the wish.

 

And for this wish to have a wish so that i can wish for a wish that will wish for a wish.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted. your wish wishes for a evil wish that can wish.

 

 

I wish i had the powers of Khorne the Blood God (if you don't know who he is, shame on you)

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Granted, but I don't know what it is. (Not everyone knows what it is, of course!) 

 

I wish for soup.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted but there is a fly in it

 

 

post i wish for <insert wish>

[DubWolf 17,264]

Granted, but... Poop.

 

<insert wish>

 

I wish pinocchios nose would grow if he said "my nose will grow".

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. It impales you.

 

I wish for a computer to do my homework for me.

[thunderflare 4]

Granted but the computer broke

 

I wish for soda.

Edited April 17, 2014 by thunderflare

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granted. But your soda is poisonus and I nick your wallet from your poisoned body.

 

I wish for pie flavoured pie... PINKIE PIE PIE!

 

That will kill me and I would revive and I killed the one who granted the wish. LEL

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted, but it tastes funny. Ho!

 

I wish I could deal with it.

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granted. Now you have to do a deal with a murdurer.

 

Choices:

1. Be my henchman and die
2. Die by pie
3. Die by Pinkamena.

Yer choice.

 

I wish.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. Your wish was for a large amount of fecal matter to be dropped on your doorstep.



I wish for a bunch of bananas, ever-so-slightly dry.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted but a monkey steals yo banana's

 

I wish to break logic, again

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granded. You got a car through a door and into a delivery room. And made pizza boxes float. Therefore killing logic, the universe AND YOU!

 

I wish for a wish that will wish for a wish that will wish for nothing

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, you now have a splitting headache.



I wish for more Steam games than I already have.

[DJShy 873]

Granted. Now you pay full price for Train Simulator and all the DLC.

 

 

I wish for Fluttershy to be real.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. She doesn't like you though

 

I wish portals were real.

Edited April 18, 2014 by SunBurn

[~*bacon princess*~ 278]

Granted, you get stuck in one.

 

I wish i could have a real Sylveon!

[Guest]

Granted, but it ran away. /sobs

 

I wish that Mountain Dew wouldn't taste like toilet water.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

granted, it now tastes like USED toilet water

 

i wish for 42,000 wishes

Edited April 19, 2014 by BritishBrony 13

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. However, before you can use them you die.

 

I wish I could be over the sea with my beloved.

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Granted, but the cruise you're in strikes an iceberg, and you have 0% chance of survival because of the size of the cruise. D:

 

I wish for no random disconnections...

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted.

The only site you can ever visit now is 4chan.

 

I wish haters would stop DDOSing this site