The Corrupted Wish Game

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted, but they don't work.

 

I wish my face looked like

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted...consequence?...it was granted.

 

I wish I was as smart as SasQ.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, but you look like him/it too

 

 

i wish for bacon

[chef vortivask 2]

Granted. But all the pigs in the world are now bacon. They are all DED.

 

I wish I can be better at starcraft 2

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. By the time you've practiced enough you've spent so much time on the game that you just collapse.



I wish that I had my own personal Roseluck.

[Shenron00 366]

You can have her dead, rotting corpse!

 

I wish the next user's wish gets corrupted horribly!

Edited April 27, 2014 by Shenron00

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. My wish for for you to have a long and happy life and for me to resist my wallet nicking compulsion.

I feel so sad for you now.

I wish that my nose would work and that I could breath with it!

[Shenron00 366]

Granted. My wish for for you to have a long and happy life and for me to resist my wallet nicking compulsion.

 

I feel so sad for you now.

 

I wish that my nose would work and that I could breath with it!

I cut your nose clean off!

You can only do one wish, so I granted the nose one. Lol

[Midnight Seeker 302]

And since you didn't make a wish yourself, I will grant what I see as your wish. You get to be immortal, but your body locks up turning you into an unbreakable statue (and your nose really starts to itch). Thanks for the wallet!

 

I wish for a working nose.

Edited April 28, 2014 by Midnight Seeker

[Shenron00 366]

And since you didn't make a wish yourself, I will grant what I see as your wish. You get to be immortal, but your body locks up turning you into an unbreakable statue (and your nose really starts to itch). Thanks for the wallet!

 

I wish for a working nose.

Ah, but that is where you are wrong. Immortality is not my desire. Your nose works a 10 hour job for minimum wage now!

 

I wish I had telekinesis!

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted, it is flimsy as fuck

 

i wish i had no more homework ever

[DashieHeart 63]

Granted, but now you get bad grades because your teachers can't give you the homework and they blame it on you 

 

I wish I was famous 

[Denim&Venöm 18,944]

Granted. You have no privacy. Your social media gets hacked. The media will scrutinize your every move. No matter what you do, someone will hate and criticize you for it. Men and women alike will try to date you only so that they could marry you, then divorce you, get alimony & settlement payments for even more attention.  Random strangers will try to end your life so that they will be remembered for something. You will probably be kidnapped and sexually abused by your fans while they wait for the ransom to get payed. Your friends and family will not have fare any better. 

 

I wish to have the inspiration manifestation spell. 

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted it only works when a blue moon happen on a Tuesday

 

i wish for good grades

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. They mean nothing, and since you have learned no usable skills you end up poor and bitter. If only you had that winning lottery ticket.

Alas, it was in your wallet and I was in the neighbourhood. Sucks to be you.

I wish I lived in a Mass Effect type universe (without fear of being harvested by psychotic machines).

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, you now live in the Starcraft universe (close enough to Mass Effect), where you are harvested by the Zerg.

 

I wish for no wishes.

[Denim&Venöm 18,944]

Granted. Now when you meet someone or something that can grant your wishes in a non-corrupt fashion, neither you nor anyone else can reap the benefits. 

 

I wish only heavy metal bands would chart number 1 on the billboard 200

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but in actual fact they're just band who call themselves "heavy metal" but in actual fact know nothing about metal and are more rock-y.



I wish my copy of Doom 3 BFG Edition would arrive already!
 

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted you get it as dust, U MAD?

 

I wish for cookies

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. You get overcooked raisin cookies.



I wish for MOAR STEAM GAMES

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. But then some hacker hijacks your account and makes Steam unaccessible to you.

 

I wish for extra wishes

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, but like this wish they are all corrupt.

 

I wish for a paradox.

[~*bacon princess*~ 278]

Granted but you get stuck in and there's no way out.

 

I wish i had a Wii U.

[Fishy Stick 7,825]

Granted. But all services for it get discontinued and game production stops.

 

 

I wish I had a pet.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, its an Orthroax.

 

I wish i had the Alicorn Amulet

Edited May 5, 2014 by BritishBrony 13