Dattebayo 2,850 April 25, 2014 Share April 25, 2014 Granted, but they don't work. I wish my face looked like ^Click for my Deviant Art^ You truly are the Rosa Parks of not understanding what r34 is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 April 26, 2014 Share April 26, 2014 Granted...consequence?...it was granted. I wish I was as smart as SasQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffyGoat13 376 April 26, 2014 Share April 26, 2014 Granted, but you look like him/it too i wish for bacon "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglass Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chef vortivask 2 April 26, 2014 Share April 26, 2014 Granted. But all the pigs in the world are now bacon. They are all DED. I wish I can be better at starcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 April 26, 2014 Share April 26, 2014 Granted. By the time you've practiced enough you've spent so much time on the game that you just collapse.I wish that I had my own personal Roseluck. I do poetry. Give it a read? http://highonpoems.com/poet/ed_gosling Many thanks to weirdokitterz for the awesome siggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenron00 366 April 27, 2014 Share April 27, 2014 (edited) You can have her dead, rotting corpse! I wish the next user's wish gets corrupted horribly! Edited April 27, 2014 by Shenron00 Yo! I'm Shenron00, but you can call me “Shen” if you want! Thanks to WheatleyCore for the sig! BTW, yes, I do realize that's Carnage and not Shenron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 April 27, 2014 Share April 27, 2014 Granted. My wish for for you to have a long and happy life and for me to resist my wallet nicking compulsion.I feel so sad for you now.I wish that my nose would work and that I could breath with it! Avatar of OC by the lovely Skullgal56 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenron00 366 April 27, 2014 Share April 27, 2014 Granted. My wish for for you to have a long and happy life and for me to resist my wallet nicking compulsion. I feel so sad for you now. I wish that my nose would work and that I could breath with it! I cut your nose clean off!You can only do one wish, so I granted the nose one. Lol Yo! I'm Shenron00, but you can call me “Shen” if you want! Thanks to WheatleyCore for the sig! BTW, yes, I do realize that's Carnage and not Shenron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 April 28, 2014 Share April 28, 2014 (edited) And since you didn't make a wish yourself, I will grant what I see as your wish. You get to be immortal, but your body locks up turning you into an unbreakable statue (and your nose really starts to itch). Thanks for the wallet! I wish for a working nose. Edited April 28, 2014 by Midnight Seeker Avatar of OC by the lovely Skullgal56 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenron00 366 April 28, 2014 Share April 28, 2014 And since you didn't make a wish yourself, I will grant what I see as your wish. You get to be immortal, but your body locks up turning you into an unbreakable statue (and your nose really starts to itch). Thanks for the wallet! I wish for a working nose. Ah, but that is where you are wrong. Immortality is not my desire. Your nose works a 10 hour job for minimum wage now! I wish I had telekinesis! Yo! I'm Shenron00, but you can call me “Shen” if you want! Thanks to WheatleyCore for the sig! BTW, yes, I do realize that's Carnage and not Shenron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalRocket 185 April 28, 2014 Share April 28, 2014 granted, it is flimsy as fuck i wish i had no more homework ever Avatar and Signature is brought to you by Kyoshi: http://mlpforums.com/topic/77071-kyoshis-sigsavatars-for-everypony-190-sigsavatars/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashieHeart 63 April 28, 2014 Share April 28, 2014 Granted, but now you get bad grades because your teachers can't give you the homework and they blame it on you I wish I was famous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,308 April 29, 2014 Subscriber Share April 29, 2014 Granted. You have no privacy. Your social media gets hacked. The media will scrutinize your every move. No matter what you do, someone will hate and criticize you for it. Men and women alike will try to date you only so that they could marry you, then divorce you, get alimony & settlement payments for even more attention. Random strangers will try to end your life so that they will be remembered for something. You will probably be kidnapped and sexually abused by your fans while they wait for the ransom to get payed. Your friends and family will not have fare any better. I wish to have the inspiration manifestation spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalRocket 185 May 1, 2014 Share May 1, 2014 granted it only works when a blue moon happen on a Tuesday i wish for good grades Avatar and Signature is brought to you by Kyoshi: http://mlpforums.com/topic/77071-kyoshis-sigsavatars-for-everypony-190-sigsavatars/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 May 1, 2014 Share May 1, 2014 Granted. They mean nothing, and since you have learned no usable skills you end up poor and bitter. If only you had that winning lottery ticket.Alas, it was in your wallet and I was in the neighbourhood. Sucks to be you.I wish I lived in a Mass Effect type universe (without fear of being harvested by psychotic machines). Avatar of OC by the lovely Skullgal56 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 May 1, 2014 Share May 1, 2014 Granted, you now live in the Starcraft universe (close enough to Mass Effect), where you are harvested by the Zerg. I wish for no wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,308 May 2, 2014 Subscriber Share May 2, 2014 Granted. Now when you meet someone or something that can grant your wishes in a non-corrupt fashion, neither you nor anyone else can reap the benefits. I wish only heavy metal bands would chart number 1 on the billboard 200 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 May 2, 2014 Share May 2, 2014 Granted, but in actual fact they're just band who call themselves "heavy metal" but in actual fact know nothing about metal and are more rock-y.I wish my copy of Doom 3 BFG Edition would arrive already! I do poetry. Give it a read? http://highonpoems.com/poet/ed_gosling Many thanks to weirdokitterz for the awesome siggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalRocket 185 May 2, 2014 Share May 2, 2014 granted you get it as dust, U MAD? I wish for cookies Avatar and Signature is brought to you by Kyoshi: http://mlpforums.com/topic/77071-kyoshis-sigsavatars-for-everypony-190-sigsavatars/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 May 2, 2014 Share May 2, 2014 Granted. You get overcooked raisin cookies.I wish for MOAR STEAM GAMES I do poetry. Give it a read? http://highonpoems.com/poet/ed_gosling Many thanks to weirdokitterz for the awesome siggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,676 May 2, 2014 Share May 2, 2014 Granted. But then some hacker hijacks your account and makes Steam unaccessible to you. I wish for extra wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 May 3, 2014 Share May 3, 2014 Granted, but like this wish they are all corrupt. I wish for a paradox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*bacon princess*~ 278 May 4, 2014 Share May 4, 2014 Granted but you get stuck in and there's no way out. I wish i had a Wii U. aromatisse is the sass master i <3 rwby, game grumps and homestuck. uwu obey submit consume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Stick 7,833 May 5, 2014 Share May 5, 2014 Granted. But all services for it get discontinued and game production stops. I wish I had a pet. Number 1 proprietor of Fishy Sticks since February 17th 2014 a.k.a The Snapp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffyGoat13 376 May 5, 2014 Share May 5, 2014 (edited) Granted, its an Orthroax. I wish i had the Alicorn Amulet Edited May 5, 2014 by BritishBrony 13 "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglass Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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