The Corrupted Wish Game

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Granted, but you then realize MLP:FiM is over, and G5 MLP is just like G3; very girly and childish...  este

 

I wish for a better graphics card...

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. Turns out the new, better graphics card has a virus on it.

 

I wish for another wish which can't be corrupted.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted.

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I wish my wildest thoughts would just die off, never to be remembered.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. Your life becomes horribly monotonous and basic.

 

I wish for excitement.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You're mad now.

I wish this will happen. Right. Now.!

[Minepro 107]

Granted, but you get into a lot of trouble for making fiction come to life and your head explodes from having them around for too long.

 

I wish I had an Xbox One

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. Here's your Xbox One. What, you wanted games for it too? Well, unfortunately, they all just suddenly exploded, so there are no games left for it.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Minepro 107]

Granted, but you are no longer able after one day and when you try it again off a cliff, you break your neck.

 

I wish I had about 20 more subscribers on Youtube.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. Youtube's faulty copyright laws then cause all your videos to be deleted.

 

I wish I was famous.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You're just a lucky number.

I wish Derpy falls from the sky out of some random cloudy day.

[Minepro 107]

Granted, she lands on her butt and said butt crushes you flat.

 

I wish for Splinter Cell Blacklist Xbox 360.

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! It's a pirated copy.

 

 

I wish for an extra hour in the ball pit at DashCon.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You open a glass ball, filled with a flock of millions of chattering Dashies wearing big bowties. Try sneezing out some of their feathers~!

 

I wish I could collect some of the Dashies' feathers for an absurd little collection of my own.

Edited July 16, 2014 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. It turns out those feathers are priceless and worth billions, and eventually someone murders you in order to get your feathers.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[Minepro 107]

Granted. You pass out from lack of, and become an insomniac.

 

I wish my plush horses could come to life, but not become ACTUAL horses.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. Like in Toy Story, they only come to life when you're not around.

 

I wish for an orbital friendship cannon.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it malfunctions and fires directly at you.



I wish for a turkey sandwich.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. Here's a turkey with two pieces of bread around it. Oh, oops. I accidentally let it go and it's running away. You better chase after it.

 

I wish I had some good ideas for a new OC.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they're all ideas for alicorn OCs that immediately get hated on.




I wish I could turn off gravity at my leisure.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. In doing so, you accidentally cause everything to float around you house, becoming horribly messy within seconds and probably causing a lot of your possessions to break.

 

I wish we had sci-fi technology already.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

granted, but they work on steam

 

i wish i had wings

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. They're not functional, however, so they're only useful as something to display.

 

I wish I knew why every second post on this page so far was made by me.

Edited July 18, 2014 by FortyTwo42

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRGHHHH

 

granted, but you get banned soon after

 

i wish i lived in Equestria

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRGHHHH

Uhh, did I just do something you didn't like?

 

Anyway, granted! However, you quickly get convicted of a crime, and get banished to the moon.

 

I wish I could count to 50 on my own, without waiting for counting allies that rarely show up in time.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you now can't stop counting, and you die upon counting to 1,239,937 non-stop.

 

 

 

I wish that I had duck feet.

Edited July 18, 2014 by ~Chaotic Eddie~