The Corrupted Wish Game

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted. It's now all brostep.

Brostep isn't a genre.

 

Granted. She thinks you're extremely ugly and turns you down because you're a brony (like I'm not ).

 

I wish that Ten Wall would make more Deep House.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted. He sells out.

 

I wish I could get by in life with just my looks

 

/brostep is a subgenre

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted. You look like Harry Stylinson and every other guy on earth hates you.

 

I wish that people would recognize WaterFlame for his video game music.

[S. D. 49]

granted, but nobody knows who he is

 

i wish for EVERYDAY IS TACO TUESDAY

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted. It's code word for total Armageddon

 

 

I wish for a pepperoni pizza

[Minepro 107]

Granted, the pepperoni is terribly expired and makes you sick.

 

I wish for a ban hammer.

 

(@thetechbrony: I have no problem with windows 7.)

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your ban hammer disintegrates and bans you instead.

I wish I could stop falling in love with Pinkie ... (don't let Cheese know)

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. However,Pokey Pierce finds out and kills you dead.

 

I wish for a pillow with no strings attached.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but the pillow has rope attached instead of strings.

 

 

I wish I had more money for comics today.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But,the money is foreign and can't be used.

 

I wish for an office job.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You work in "The Office" (a TV show).

I wish I can have a farm full of Pinkie Pies and Bubble Berries I can sell for $19 each, de-Pinkiefied to prevent world-ending chaos.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you forget to de-Pinkiefy one, causing chaos.

 

 

I wish my Xbox will just work properly.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your X-Box is a stack of pizzas.

 

I wish I could steal some those banana mooncakes Princess Luna has been making on the moon since 1001 years ago.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, they taste awful.

 

 

I wish I could get all the variant covers of the Lumberjanes comics.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but somepony's spilled orange juice on all of them.

I wish that several tons of liquid cheese wouyld be dumped on 10, Downing street.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but they are anticipating it, and they are ready with tortilla chips.

 

 

I wish my homework would just be done for the semester.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

Granted but your dog eats it and your teacher doesn't believe you when you tell her.

 

I wish Gilda the Griffin would return in season 5.

[Fawkes The Phoenix 737]

Granted, but she will return as a random background griffin for 5 seconds

 

I wish i could write at least 1 episode of season 5

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it's so horrible it's the downfall of the show.

 

 

I wish I had a real bed in my room instead of what I got.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. It's a huge flowerpot of roses, shaped exactly like a bed.

I wish I had found the two remaining Silmarils.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you don't get them.

 

 

I wish that I could see both mc chris and The Rural Alberta Advantage on October 30.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You instead see a live performance of Chris Brown and the Calgary Stampede, on horseback, on stage. That's a magnificent show, isn't it?

I wish I could invent a suit of armour that protects people from mind control: or even discover one myself.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, but the suit Poloutes your mind.

 

I wish I had a fish, that could ryme with the time.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your fish is a Vinyl Shark.

I wish to divert every portal to Equestria on Earth to Valinor.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted but only the Forces of Darkness can pass trough.

 

I wish Ponyville was real.