The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. People start samuraiing you instead.

 

I wish I was a samurai.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted. People start samuraiing you instead.

 

I wish I was a samurai.

 

Granted but you die to a Spartan.

I wish I was a Spartan II.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. But you get killed marked MIA during the war.

 

I wish I was an Athenian.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted. But you get killed marked MIA during the war.

 

I wish I was an Athenian.

 

Granted but you arrested and exiled from Athens.

I wish I was a Draconequus!

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. But the Mane Six discover you and you taste the rainbow.

 

I wish for more rainbows.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted. But the Mane Six discover you and you taste the rainbow.

 

I wish for more rainbows.

 

Granted but your mind explodes of rainbow overload!

I wish I could go on a double rainbow all the way to pony land.

Edited April 24, 2012 by AceCord

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You end up in G3 pony land, and the girliness kills you.

 

I wish for triple rainbow.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted. You end up in G3 pony land, and the girliness kills you.

 

I wish for triple rainbow.

 

Granted but your eyes explode out of Awesomeness.

I wish G3 and past generations didn't exist.

Edited April 24, 2012 by AceCord

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted, but that would also mean that G5 would never be created.

 

I wish for the meaning of life.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You go mad from the revelation.

 

I wish for cheese.

[Znex 936]

Granted, it's a romcom

 

I wish I was an awesome pony

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted, it's a romcom

 

I wish I was an awesome pony

 

Granted but everyone hates you for boasting about your "Awesomeness" too much.

I wish someone would do my Avatar or signature.

[_Flitter 103]

Granted but everyone hates you for boasting about your "Awesomeness" too much.

I wish someone would do my Avatar or signature.

 

Granted... but then Pinkie ate it. s:

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but......you didn't wish for anything.

I wish Flitter would wish for something.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, but you cant read it.

 

i wish for not having something to wish for.

[MrL0LZ 866]

granted, but you cant read it.

 

i wish for not having something to wish for.

 

Granted but then this thread dies.

I wish that I had something to wish about.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, but your not wishing it.

 

i wish this wish was misinterpreted

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but it *********************************************.

I wish All the songs I listened to didn't end awkwardly with "In my pants" at the end.

[Love Hearts 93]

Granted, but they start with "in my pants"!x

 

I wish I was a brony

Edited April 24, 2012 by ☆*:.｡. Aya .｡.:*☆

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted, but they start with "in my pants"!x

 

Granted but now Brony means a male or female fan of the show.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, but you didn't wish for anything.

 

I wish for a fish with a kiss that is a bliss.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but it died?

I wish for *'s.

Edited April 24, 2012 by AceCord

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but I don't understand your wish

 

I wish MLP were IRL

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted, but I don't understand your wish

 

I wish MLP were IRL

 

Granted but the G3 MLP became IRL.

I wish someone would do my signature.

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but it's absolutely cringe-worthy.

 

I wish I didn't have such bad luck in Minecraft.