The Corrupted Wish Game

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, the thread was rebooted before your post was finalized.

 

I wish the Terminator killed his robot companions. 

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

granted, but now you're one of his robot companions.

 

I wish for something completely evil and devistating to happen to me.

[Rocco 567]

there you go!


i want to be horse famous!

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, you are now Rozaroo.

 

I wish that G3 MLP was good.

[Buck Testa 5,505]

Granted, but it being just good retained enough of a following where they didn't need a reboot and gen 4 never even happened

 

What do you think would happen if Pinocchio (who has a nose that grows only when he tells a lie) said "My nose will grow now"
 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but since there was no "wish" in that sentence, the universe implodes. The fact that pinnochio has himself caused a paradox doesn't make things any better.

 

 

 

I wish for an unimplodable universe.

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but theres no lifeforms on that universe except for you.

 

I wish nights were longer so I can play more league of legends.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, The Game Constantly Crashes, getting you banned for 2 weeks even though it's f***ing riot's falut.

I wish Riot would fix their Game already.

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Granted but then Queen Chrysalis ruins it all by being the most op champ evar.

 

I wish that the changelings conquer Equestria forever.

Edited October 25, 2014 by IridscentNionios

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, the resulting war kills all ponykind, meaning the Changelings have no love to feed on, and thus they al die out.

 

 

 

I wish for beans.

[Buck Testa 5,505]

granted but they give you terrible gas

 

I wish I could manipulate time freely without having any adverse effects to my body or lifespan. 

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Granted but you are stuck in a time loop that forces you to relive all your worst memories.

I want to be loved.

[Buck Testa 5,505]

Granted, but you will never be aware of it when it happens and think that you were never loved to begin with

 

I wish I could float in midair whenever I wished, never going up, just floating and drifting down to the ground when I turn it off.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but you can never be on the ground again.

 

I wish Chrysalis was the mane villain.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, she ends each episode with "Next time, ponies, NEXT TIME!", a la The Claw from Inspector Gadget.

 

 

I wish my foot would stop hurting so bad.

[Buck Testa 5,505]

Granted, It was amputated off of your leg.

 

I wish I were invincible 

Edited October 26, 2014 by Buck Testa

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but all your organs are still visable.

 

I wish that I had a turkey sandwich. Not a zombie sandwich, a normal turkey sandwich. I don't want the turkey to be a zombie, I just want a normal turkey sandwich.

Granted, she ends each episode with "Next time, ponies, NEXT TIME!", a la The Claw from Inspector Gadget.

That actually would be pretty awesome

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. But it's really dry and horrible.



I wish that I could ship my OC with any character I wanted.

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Granted but only in your head.

 

Iwish Queen Chrysalis had a daughter.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted but she's a b*tch more b*tcher than the Kardashians and Paris Hilton combined.

 

I wish everybody was after Lance.

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Granted... but they don't know who he is so they won't find him.

I wish i was omnipotent.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You only score well in every academic subject, nothing else.

I wish the answer to life is a different number other than 42.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, sadly it doesn't make things easier.

 

I wish I had extra time to work on my homework.

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Granted but your dog ate it as soon as you finished it.

 

I wish i didnt forget anything... Bad or good.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You always remember the most useless facts in all of Existence.

I wish the Tokyo Olympics were full of gijinkas.