The Corrupted Wish Game

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your bowl is one big sagging nacho seeping and drooping with water.

I wish to think of exceptionally beautiful architecture to draw.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It comes to you after you fall victim to Total locked-in syndrome. You have plenty of time to think now. Between dreaming up "exceptionally beautiful architecture" that you could draw if you could do anything, you curse myself for stealing your wallet and sneaking in at all times to tickle your nose ever so lightly with a feather. I also force you to listen to stuff like this 24/7

I wish for a bit of peaceful rest.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Granted, but there's water dripping from the ceiling everywhere in your room. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT!

 

I wish to sing a song. :3

[Troubleshoes Clyde 107]

Granted, you sing a terrible off key song in a language no one understands except one guy in Asia on live television.

 

I wish to give the whole world a big hug.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You are stuck on the ground, never to lift even a single muscle ever again.

I wish I can watch Big Mac and Troubleshoes Clyde get drunk after pulling carts of Budweiser bottles, because they look like Clydesdales and their association with Budweiser beer.

[Mr. Mustang 647]

Granted, but now you are uncomfortably sandwiched between said stallions.

 

I wish I knew how to unlock the multiverse.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Doing so causes everything to be come undone. No the end of everything, but the annihilation of all logic and rules making the universe causing everything to enter a state of flux. However, a hero rises and brings stability back to the universe. Because of your actions, you become the most hated thing ever. After you get your well deserved arse kicking, I nick your wallet from you as you lie twitching on the ground. Then I kick you in the ribs. And walk off. Because I now fancy a smoothy.

 

I wish for a very nice smoothy.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. It speaks, is intelligent, has the kindest, nicest and overall best personality you have come to witness, is also cute, in the puppy way, but it is slowly melting over the course of the next 5 minutes.

 

I wish for the knowledge of using a bike, in the correct way, without falling off and/or getting injured each time.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted, but as you step and cycle your bike, it flies away into Valinor.



I wish I can see Clydesdale horses getting drunk.

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

Granted, but now they think horses ride on people. And they want to go for a ride.

 

I wish I could be this happy forever.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. You are happy forever, you'll still be smiling at funerals or when you're dead.

 

I wish to go to Equestria!

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

Granted, but everypony thinks you are a serial killer because you have eaten meat.

 

I wish I could slow down time. :3

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. You can now slow down time, but you cannot return to normal. You discover this after using it, so you're stuck in a hell where everything is slower.

 

I wish that moths and flies never exist in the world anymore.

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

Granted, but now the spiders die from hunger, and mosquitoes bite you 24/7.

 

I wish wubs were visible. :3

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

dammit!

 

Your wish is granted. However, you see so many that your eyes hurt and you become blind.

 

I wish I could get plane tickets to any country for free, legally.

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

...that's a real bugger... ;-;

 

Granted, but you'll have to fly in ultra-economy class. (Sitting where the luggage is, and thus freezing to death.)

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Hey, just so you know, you forgot to include your wish.

[baba_booey 4,303]

Granted, but uh.. there's no wish.

 

I wish Rarity would hug me irl.

Edited May 24, 2015 by Angry Cartoon Nerd

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. However, Rarity is a Shetland Pony, and she tries hugging you, only to fail and try to cling on to you. Just think of how heavy a Shetland Pony can be, enough to almost break your shoulders!

I wish I can teach a Shetland Pony to do tricks.

Edited May 25, 2015 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Granted. You now own 500 boxes of Trix cereal.

 

I wish my parents would stop being annoying.

[Troubleshoes Clyde 107]

Granted, you are sent to the future, with the knowledge that your parents are long gone. And in the future, well, may the odds be ever in your favour. Your now a tribute in the biggest televised event there is. Don't except to survive it.

 

I want a pony.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, you get Troubleshoe.



I wish for a plate of olives.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. They have the worst and strongest taste and smell the world has come to witness, so much so that every creature in the history of everything ever try to run as far away from it as they can, all screaming in terror.

 

I wish for a little inspiration to draw something.

Edited May 25, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[Troubleshoes Clyde 107]

Granted. Here is a book with spikes on it that gives people inspiration or something.

 

I wish upon a star...

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. A star falls and stabs you in the EYE.

 

 

I wish that I wouldn't have to go to school anymore.