The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I use Evil Forbidden Rituals of Necromanic Mojo Flim Flam Wackidy Do Do to summon Dark Twisted Spirits of Endless Chattering which I then bind to you. Only you can see or hear them. They never, EVER shut up. I did all this so I can steal your wallet as you end up as a sleepless twitching zombie with no real interest in the outside world nor personal hygiene with the single wish for some alone time in a quiet room.

I wish for everyone who reads this to not realise that I am creeping up behind them right NOW!

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted. Due to the thousands of writers using the word "this" you are forced to spend the rest of your living existence creeping behind those that have read "this". Which won't be that long as I doubt the human body can live that long without sleep drink or food.

 

Sidenote: I had shivers after reading your wish. You're very clever XD

 

I wish for a nice normal not special in any way cup of coffee that I may drink.

Edited November 17, 2015 by Vulcan

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Here you go. It's a fine and lovely cuppa and you get to drink it with no ill effect. Then you are given the bill. Pay now or lose all your internal organs. Pity I nicked your wallet while you savoured that fine fine coffee.

And thank you kindly.

I wish to earn money from my shares in the organ trading black market.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted. You wake up with a stitch mark on your lower abdomen and a dollar in your pocket. Guess your fellow share holders weren't too happy about new competition. Have fun without your kidneys.

 

Sidenote: jokes on you buddy I don't have any money in my wallet, I say, while running fiercely out of the coffee shop.

 

I wish the television series, my little pony friendship is magic, the 4th generation in its franchise.would continue to make new fresh 20 minute long episodes with amazing, funny, high quality animation direction and voice acting every week for the next 30 years.

Edited November 18, 2015 by Vulcan

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Yes it does but, you won't be able to watch it or even hear about it nor will you stop obsessing about it only dream of the amazing episodes you are missing until it drives you insane.

 

I wish that Rainbow Dash would be my Waifu.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted. On your honeymoon she takes you on a trip to the factory... The rainbow factory!

#expectedtwistisexpected

 

I wish for free non special in any way completely normal trip to Disney land hongkong in which I could stay for a few weeks with free rides where I would be unharmed and free vouchers to eat anywhere in Disney land with food that doesn't have any horrible effects.

Edited November 18, 2015 by Vulcan

[Vulcan 3,254]

Self... Grant? You-err-I have a lovely vacation no strings attached. The rides were fun and the food was free. I take a plane back to my home safe and sound. I open my old desktop computer and enter the forums only to find out that I broke a 395 page long cycle because I made a wish so constrictive and boring that noonee bothered to grant it D: dun dun duuuuuun!

 

Anyways,

I wish that everyone in mlpforums transformed into their avatar

Edited November 19, 2015 by Vulcan

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Many people in the forums including your self are turned into inanimate objects because that is what thier avatar is. (lol this wish is awesome for me!)

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I wish I had the ability of determination (be able to save at certain points and I am able to go back to those points to fix mistakes or stop myself from death by heading back to a certain point.)

[Lightbulb 170]

Granted, though each time you 'reload' time continues on, and you age more rapidly, until eventually withering to dust.

 

I wish to be a god of the blade, standing as master of all things that think, master of will, time, essence, standing as creator or destroyer of worlds.

Edited November 20, 2015 by Lightbulb

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. However, I nick your wallet as you ascend to this higher state and this corrupts the tranquillity required for such power. Your frustration means you cannot truly become a divine being and remain trapped between worlds. You possess great power, but sadly you are unable to tap into it. You end up as a blade, but you are just a letter opener, and you only get used to pick out dirt from fingernails. Oh, and you are aware of this at all times.

I wish to become The Shape from the Halloween films. I wish to become Michael Myres.

[Lightbulb 170]

Granted, You are now Michal Myers, or as quiet a lot of people know him, Austin Powers.

 

Also i take my wallet back.

 

I wish for feethooks.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Yeaaaah baby! I get you in the back with a foot hook, and I use another foot hook to make that a double. I retake your wallet, and then as you languish I sing off key happy songs for exactly 47 hours. Then I have you frozen in carbonite and sell you to Uwe Boll. And I do it all with style and really bad teeth. Then I shag someone.

I wish for the galaxy to burn.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. The galaxy burns for a whole of 5 seconds, and all of its inhabitants know who nearly burned the galaxy completely. Have fun being hunted down! Also, all yer clothes burned away, so yer now wearing yer birthday suit. Have a good time!

 

I wish for some Nice and Perfectly Good human being's wish to be granted.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Weeeeelll. . . despite my demeanour on this little game, I work as a carer, am trusted by many and seen as a nice guy, I haven't gotten a tattoo because I am a blood donor and I do stuff for family that I hate doing but they ask because they know that I shall do it. I am also involved in politics because I wish for a positive change in my country, but I rarely evangelise as I loath the idea of pestering or annoying people.
My wish would be all you wallets, now and forever. But instead I'd like a bucket of rotten shellfish dropped on the Questionable one's head every day for the rest of his life, and all others should he reincarnate. Just for giggles.


My own wish is that people begin to realise that insulting and shouting at each other is a bad way for discussions to end and for civilised and polite conversations to become the norm.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. But things seem to go too far into the other direction, and the average conversation is much more focused on following innumerable social cues to remain polite than actually discussing the topic of conversation. And because civilized and polite conversation is now the norm, people become incredibly offended if you miss even the tiniest of these new social cues.

 

I see Midnight Seeker has stolen a lot of wallets lately, so my wish is that my wallet is protected from Midnight Seeker. That's my money, not yours!

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Your wallet is so protected that when you try to open it a shotgun fires and blows your head off.

 

I wish that Yang from RWBY was real and that we where friends. 

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Yang is indeed real, and you were friends, until this dinner that you said you treat to happened, and you meant to pay but I swipped your wallet earlier, and Yang is skint and the restaurant people are psychotic maniacs and during the fight you suffer a blow to your head that leaves you catatonic and Yang thinks you set her up and spat on you as she left.

No wallet will ever be safe from me. Not a wish, statement of fact.


I do however wish for an apocalypse of cats who breath atomic fire

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

It happens but, I have a safe house and survive with the yang you created in my last wish and I take your wallet and leave you outside of the shelter to be killed by the fire cats. So my wish comes true without it's corruption and you die a horrible and ironic death. Thanks.

 

I wish that Midnight could no longer steal wallets.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Fair enough. I now steal hearts. And I ain't being metaphorical. Yang was first, you are next.

I wish that everyone would learn that I am not a deranged Scotsman you can mess with.

I does the messin with!

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, now they think you're a deranged Irishman.

 

I wish for world peace (I'm only half joking with this one)

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I stole the heart of everyone and everything but you and I.

Listen Serenade. Do you hear anything? Only the wind blows. Maybe the rushing of your blood through your veins. Do you hear that? Is that your heart hammering away in your chest? Thump Thump Thump becoming ThumpidyThumpidyThump. Close your eyes child. This will only hurt for eternity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for ice-cream please.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

You drown in Gallons of melted ice cream

 

I wish I could go between the real world and random game/ cartoon worlds at will.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. After skipping through a few and having some wonderful adventures, you end up in the Mortal Kombat universe. As you take in your surroundings, you are suddenly punched in the back of the head which leaves you dizzy and swaying. A loud voice calls out "Finish Him!" And I think now is the time to reveal that Kano's Fatality was the first one I ever learned for the first Mortal Kombat which I played on the Amega 500+ (showing my age) and his thing is that he rips out hearts. Like yours.

Flawless victory.


I wish nostalgia wasn't such a subtle liar.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, you have complete amnesia and can't remember anything from your childhood (therefore, no nostalgia)

 

I wish I had been born in Equestria but still have ponyfied versions of all my family and friends in my life.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. But it turns out everypony speaks a different language than you, making it very difficult to fit in.

 

I wish I had a pet Pokémon.