The Corrupted Wish Game

[Spark 101]

Granted. It's replaced by an even worse show.

 

I wish I wasn't so addicted to this forum.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You're now addicted to crack.

 

I wish for more ponies.

[AnonyPoni 564]

Granted. Now you are a caveman who eats ponies for breakfast

 

 

I wish that people listened to me

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted. You're now too quiet for anyone to hear though.

 

I wish for Trixie to star in the next episode.

Edited June 6, 2012 by Hazardus_Havard

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, but you cant see it.

 

i wish my guitar playing skills were better.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but you lose all your fingers

 

I wish i liked the sound of my voice

[Spark 101]

Granted. Everyone else hates it.(btw I hate my voice too.)

 

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but the joker burns it

 

I wish for NGE3.0 to come out faster

[Spark 101]

Granted. The joker burns it. How does it feel?

 

I wish I could sleep.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted but the joker burns you in your sleep(HOW DARE YOU BURN NGE3.0)

 

I WISH YOU WOULD BURN

[Guest]

Granted, but... dafaq. How do I counter that? NO -- YOU BURN INSTEAD, BIYATCH!

 

I wish you would give me a flower.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but it burns you

 

I wish i stuff would stop burning

[Spark 101]

Granted. Stuff would not stop burning however though because of your grammar.

 

I wish nobody would corrupt this wish.

[Guest]

Granted, everything was covered in fireproof foam.

 

I wish for more jell-o!

 

Granted, you wasted a wish. That was enough.

 

I still wish for more jell-o!

Edited June 6, 2012 by Guest

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, you're now swimmign int it

 

I wish for more wishes

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. I burnt it.

 

I wish for a fire-retardant wish.

[Spark 101]

Granted. It drowns.

 

I wish I could go to Equestria.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but it disolves

 

I wish For more time

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Grantid. I burnt it, then I drowned it.

 

I wish these corruptions were a lot more obscure.

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

X_X

Edited June 6, 2012 by Hazardus_Havard

[Lostwanderer 367]

Gratned but the're boring

I wish for no ninja

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted. Now everyone hates pirates.

I wish for the global population to tolerate one another.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but it's boring

 

I wish for less wishes

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted: You now have none :/ that one sucked.

I wish I had a top hat.

Edited June 6, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but it's complete rubbish.

 

I wish for another wish.