The Corrupted Wish Game

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but I ate the cheese you wished for already.

 

I wish the shipping of Soundwave and Vinyl Scratch is official.

Edited January 16, 2016 by PONinja4

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. They instead fuse permanently into a robotic horse that forever functions as a radio. Now, speak up, and it will play a recording of your voice to be kept until the end of time.

 

I wish to sell this equine radio of yours to the Galactic Empire for their technological research programme.

Edited January 19, 2016 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but the Empire considers this technology to be mysterious and dangerous if used against them, so they order the imprisonment of all that know of the technology.

 

I wish to successfully prove that if a stick is thrown so hard that it orbits around the Earth, then falls back to where it started, it should be considered a boomerang.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Yah but, now when you throw boomerangs they go supersonic so that they also travel around the world and so you throw one and kill the person you love most in your life and 3 years later you yourself are killed by a boomerang.

 

I wish I had a strong enough AE (Astro Empires) fleet to rule all of Equestria including Photon and Disruptor Weaponry strong enough to end anypony who opposes me.

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

(I used to play that game!)

 

Granted, but since you're such a dic--tator towards your people, the fleet turns against you and ends you.

 

I wish for coffee...

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but you need to eat 999,999 pieces of Jalapeños before you have your coffee.

 

I wish I can have Scootaloo's scooter skateboard.

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but as the scooter is designed to hold the weight of a pony, you break it.

 

I wish for anything I want to happen to happen.

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted but they all come with horrifying twists. Just like this game. Whoa.

 

I wish for more friends.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but they mooch money and food off you until you get fed up and stop being there friends.

 

I wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish for a burrito.

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, you CAN wish that you could wish that you could wish that you could wish for a burrito, but, for some reason, you DON'T wish that you could wish that you could wish that you could wish for a burrito, and you never eat another burrito FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!! 

 

I wish that Pinkie Pie becomes an alicorn and the Princess of Baked Goods. 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, Pinkie Pie is an alicorn, however due to too much sugar in her system, her license and privileges to bake cakes, pastries, and make candies, is revoked and she is disqualified to become a Princess.

 

I wish Nightmare Moon marries one of Dapper's ducks.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Granted Luna is forced to marry a creature which she despises and will attempt to destroy it as soon as she is given the chance

 

"by iRaincloud"

 

 

 

I wish there will be an episode where Celestia get's corrupted and must be stopped?

"by DocWario"

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but this isn't an MLP episode, and Hasbro gets so frustrated with copyright violations that it cancels MLP forever.

 

I wish that real-world ponies and horses could speak English.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted all they talk about is G3 MLP.

 

I wish to make a hat out of cheese

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. The cheese melts in the sun and you now have a ruined hat.

 

 

I wish I had friends to play GTA Online (on PC) with..

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted. You get to play online, but the game crashes everytime you start playing GTA.

 

I wish Dapper's ducks play with me.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but they play so violently that they kill you.

 

I wish I could be Superman

[aaronsnowden 10]

Wish granted.
Now Lex Luthor kills you to get your peanut butter recipe.

I wish I was in boarding school, my roommate being a cute boy that loves cuddles.
(I am not an adult, before anyone asks)

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but you become allergic to boys who love cuddles

 

I wish for a bacon tree

[aaronsnowden 10]

Granted.

Bacon is illegal now.

 

I wish what I wished last time, but I wasn't allergic to cuddle loving boys and that the boy was gay, loved me, and we could be together forever without any bad things happening to us.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but he dies of old age before you

 

 

I wish for some hashbrowns.

[aaronsnowden 10]

Granted.
Hash browns are now illegal

 

I wish for the last wish I had, but we're both immortal.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted.

Hash browns are now illegal

 

I wish for the last wish I had, but we're both immortal.

Granted but after 30 years he became annoying and now your stuck with him.

 

I wish for vowels to be used in the next post

[aaronsnowden 10]

N y lttl sht

 

I wish for the last wish, but he's not annoying.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but he's made of owls

 

I wish for the last wish, but also to use the letters N and T