The Corrupted Wish Game

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted....just a bit...but it will still be boring -__-

 

 

 

I wish the user below was promoted to Admin O_O

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but my ban hammer finger is mighty itchy.

 

I wish for a bag of chips and a soda.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granted, but they are from 2006

 

I wish I never had to do homework again.

[cwhip9 1,078]

granted but every assignment is pass or fail at the end of class at every school you attend

 

I wish my pony OC (avatar) and my dnd chariter (darf barbaerin) would meet each other. not going to lie would like to see how bad it go's.

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but I have no idea who either of those people are, so it devolves into me smashing two action figures together.

 

I wish I knew Kung-Fu.

[Vulcan 3,254]

granted, but the knowledge of Kung fu is so grand and expansive you forget everything else about and your life. You BECOME the embodiment of kung fu....O_O

 

no emotions..no friends...no family....

 

Just you...and Kung fu O_O

 

 

 

I wish some of the RPs on this site became Movies...with excellent quality and voice acting.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granted but to see them will cost you your life because of how awesome they are

 

I wish my two guiney pigs would get along better

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but now they like each other so much, they're always spending time with each other, so you can't play with them.

 

I wish for good grades.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, 

 

An evil monster will now viciously eat you if you get a single bad grade and you spend the rest of your life studying because you're afraid of being eaten.

 

 

 

 

I wish everyone's avatar became cat-based for a day :3

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but you suddenly develop cat allergies.

 

I wish for  good birthday party.

[cwhip9 1,078]

granted, but pinkie ran out of ammo for her cannon and the next shipment of confetti wont come in for another 3 years, having her turn into pinkamina and now we have this happening

 

I wish I didn't get sun burned for ever

[Tarnation 142]

granted, but now you can never set a foot out of your home......

 

and you have to leave the air conditioning on making your electricity bill super high.

 

i wish for 

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted, but  becomes a portal to another universe.

 

I wish for a horse farm.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granted, but there are no horses in the horse farm.

 

I wish for nice weather

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but now you get sunburned more often. Also, hiya Summer.

 

I wish for some things and some stuff.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Granted! You are now surrounded by garbage!

 

I wish people will appreciate Ninjago more!

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. The world instead appreciates an annual event in which ninjas from all over the world go on a racing marathon in Aomori, northern Japan.

 

I wish I will have a ticket to visit the ninja racing event.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Granted. The ticket arrives when you no longer exist.

 

I wish I can do Spinjitsu.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You instead become a hurricane, and then a cloud.

 

I wish I can buy a live pegasus, and have others ride on him/her for the price of $3.

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but now the ASPCA is on your ass for unlicensed pegasus rides.

 

I wish for nothing.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Granted! You are now in a huge space of nothingness.

 

I wish the MLP doesn't exist

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but now you're robbed of a great cartoon.

 

I wish for some oreos.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You instead get some Spanish reales and doubloons.

 

I wish I would find a pirate shipwreck. Arr!

[cwhip9 1,078]

congrats you did!

 

but......the fame and wealth gets you to go insane to the point of the government makes a new straight jacket because you somehow broke every one made for you.

 

I wish I could have the same hair style as my OC in IRL.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your new hairstyle is a literal bird that flies away.

 

 

(Image is from BuzzFeed)

 

I wish I can buy my own aviary.

Edited April 23, 2016 by HorsesandMOARGaloar