The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but they're not amused and kick the crap out of you.

 

I wish there were more happiness in the world.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, everyone but you is happy. I wish to go to Equestria.

[Pickin Stone 28]

granted, but you are trapped in the deepest part of the Everfree forest.

I wish for more Princess Luna episodes.

[RosettaStone127 4]

Granted, but she'll use the Royal Canterlot Voice

 

I was they'd realease Season 3

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, but she's Nightmare Moon in all of them. I wish I got out of the Everfree Forest.

[Pickin Stone 28]

granted, but you were returned your original world.

I wish they would show us Rainbow Dash's parents.

[RosettaStone127 4]

Granted, their dead.

 

I wish I had a muffin.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, it's poisoned. I wish I got out of the Everfree Forest but was not returned to Earth or anywhere else but Equestria.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You end up in the Diamond Dogs' lair. Have fun, slave.

 

I wish I had my very own slave indentured servant.

[Pickin Stone 28]

Granted, he slips a mild poison in your food every night so you are always ill.

 

I wish people would stop debating Rainbow Dash's sexuality.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but his servitude expires in three months.

 

Granted, but now she's rumoured to do something that ain't that SFW...

 

I wish I was better at writing at FAQs.

Edited June 14, 2012 by Ganazoid Inukzoid

[Deeмo 100]

Granted.

 

Your computer will go haywire and lose all data in your hard drive.

 

I wish pigs fly.

Edited June 14, 2012 by Deemo

[Spark 101]

Granted. All the monsters follow you.

 

I wish rd4ever's reply wasn't late.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but then he got struck by lightning.

 

I wish for ice cream.

[Pickin Stone 28]

Granted, but it's rotten egg ice cream.

I wish the cake was not a lie.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but it's laced with toxic waste and sediment-shaped-sediment.

 

I wish for less grey.

[Znex 936]

Granted, now there's more black

 

I wish for lolz

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Now we can take this FRARF...

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T69IS5VGBc

 

I wish I could draw:

 

Banned because not only am I creating a dark asphalt texture set for SC4, I'm now tempted to draw somepony tasting asphalt...

 

Edited June 14, 2012 by Ganazoid Inukzoid

[Starshine 16,333]

Granted. Now you must spend at least ten hours drawing R34 ponies everyday, or face a painful death

 

I wish everyone I touch (except me) will turns into a sludge

Edited June 14, 2012 by Dreamwalker

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted.

 

 

I wish more wish corruptions were done musically.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted.

They are all sung horribly.

 

I wish for moar of this.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You've been violated.

 

 

I wish I could violate wishes instead.

[Nikodemos 25]

Granted, but the violated wishes actually violate other violated wishes, so they can violate some more wishes and...blah.

 

I wish I didn't visit this thread.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Granted, the thread visits you instead

 

I wish for some food

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but they're poison'd.

 

I wish for taffy.