The Corrupted Wish Game

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Sonata Dusk also falls from the sky, and swims in a puddle of tacos.

 

I wish Double Diamond became into a star, since he looks as bright as a star in the sky.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, Double Diamond now has leading roles in several popular films

I wish goats were a sentient race in the show.

(Because Grogar, evidently)
 

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

Granted, but the goats crawl out of your television and sacrifice you to their dark god!

 

I wish had pizza.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You get your pizza,

and your pizza gets you!
It proceeds to eat you alive :V

I wish I had kingly robes o3o

 

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

Granted, but they're from a discount store ('cause you sure as heck can't have mine).

 

I wish to be a ROCK STAR.

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Oh, now that's just too easy! Blammo, now you are a star-shaped rock! You are now incapable of moving, feeling or even thinking. You are now effectively dead!

 

 

Granted! You get your pizza, and your pizza gets you! It proceeds to eat you alive :V

   Man, watched that episode of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius. Maan, that show got weird sometimes!

 

 

I wish I had more energy. Or willpower... or determination... whatever you call it.... phbbt!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

   Oh, now that's just too easy! Blammo, now you are a star-shaped rock! You are now incapable of moving, feeling or even thinking. You are now effectively dead!

 

 

 

   Man, watched that episode of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius. Maan, that show got weird sometimes!

 

 

I wish I had more energy. Or willpower... or determination... whatever you call it.... phbbt!

Granted! You are now Chara.

And have killed everyone.

You Monster.

 

lol

I haven't actually seen much of Jimmy, mostly because that show was just too weird for me.

The dad's obsession with ducks. why.

 

ANYways;

I wish everyone could see in the dark.

 

[icyfire 433]

Granted! Now everyone is constantly blinded by a bright light. There is no darkness now, only a brightness. Good luck sleeping in that.

 

I wish physical art had an undue function

Edited January 16, 2017 by icyfire888

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You get one radio.

 

I wish I had the All-Spark.

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Granted. It forcibly turns you into a transformer with a very slow, and painful process.

 

 

    I wish I had a cup of coffee right now...

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. The coffee burns your throat.

 

I wish Applejack became into an angel. She is so beautiful!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! Applejack is now inside of an angel.
She's also probably dead because of it.
D:

I wish everyone had superpowers o3o

[Widdershins 9,959]

    Granted! But you know what they say... When everyone has superpowers...

NO ONE DOES!!!

 

   Wish I had a dictionary of memes to use for every occasion!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!  You can now meme with the best of them.
But the dictionary is public, and everyone uses it,

and eventually all memes die out together, killing the acting memeing forever.

WAY TO GO.

(Also, the quote is, "When everyone's super, no one is")

I wish Widdershins had a better avatar
 

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Granted, now its an entirely different kind of blushing! Hey, you asked for it!

 

 

  Wish teleportation was a thing, so I could just pop right back home after I've wandered off in a random direction & went and got too tired to walk back.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You can now say '/home' aloud and be instantly teleported back home.
But when you do, it's just you. Whatever you had on you fails to be transported with you :V


I wish the world was made of blocks.

[icyfire 433]

Granted! Though everything is made out of blocks of plastic and life itself seizes to exist. But hey, Lego is cool.

 

I wish I would be brave enough to, on occasion, sing and sing well in public.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your voice instead opens a portal to a world of horrifying beings and twisted physics, taking everyone in the auditorium with you.

 

I wish I can watch a sunrise.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
You get to watch the sunrise!
...Forever....

lol

I wish griffon's had cutie marks.

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Granted, but they always involve the dismemberment or elsewise eating of ponyflesh. What? Their predators, that's the natural order a' tings!

 

 

I wish I had a job. No, wait, check that. Wish I knew what a job was so I could go out and get one of dem!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you know the name and description and involvement of every job or form of employment known/unknown to man.
You will of course, however, never have any of them.

I wish I was funny.
:3

[Widdershins 9,959]

 *Clack, Poof!* Granted!

 

   You are now Carlos Mencia!  ...and eeeverything else that goes with it!

 

 

   I wish I knew what to do with my time!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You now know exactly what you should be doing.
But you never do it.
For some reason.

Also, Mencia isn't funny.
He tries to be, but he's not D:

I wish I was rich lol

[Widdershins 9,959]

*Clack, Poof!*   Granted! You are now made out of a solid, living mass of pure chocolate fudge! While you needn't worry about melting alive, you are however equidistant from both a rather large anthill & Pinkie Pie.

 

 

Also, Mencia isn't funny. He tries to be, but he's not D:

  Hee-hee! I know! That was the point!

 

I wish I could somehow reach through the internets & literally & repeatedly whap people in the actual faces with this picture of my OC!!!

 

                 ...Hmm, my oc pic is kind of making me hungry for butter-boiled crawdads for some reason.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you are now Discord. But you can never leave Fluttershy's house :V

I wish I didn't have to drive six hours to Jersey for a con' lol