rainbowdash4ever 19 June 20, 2012 Share June 20, 2012 (edited) Granted, it's nonexistant. I wish for a portal to Equestria. Edited June 20, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 June 20, 2012 Share June 20, 2012 Granted. It's 3 nanometers big. I wish my bladder was empty. <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbowdash4ever 19 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted, you have no bladder. I wish the portal grew to my size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,055 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted, you turn 3 nanometers big. I wish I had something to focus my attention on. A lil' Catherine <(^.^)> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted. Back off, Jack!!! Let me try this... I wish my bladder wasn't empty. <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeмo 100 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted. You'll end up urinating for ten straight hours in the bathroom. I wish I have an XBOX 360 with XBOX Live. 14 NATIONAL TITLES AND COUNTING! MLP FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT AUGUST 14TH 7:00 CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,798 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted, but it's broken. I wish I didn't have a headache. Ponysona bio, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PikaPower 12 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Now you have a migraine. I wish to die from old age. Click for a tasty treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobVanDam 15 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 (edited) Granted dude, but you live until 10928 years old and your body was paralysed from the neck down since you passed 200 dude. I wish I had a pet bear dude/dudette Edited June 21, 2012 by RobVanDam "To be the top in the WWE it's easy, you gotta stab everyone in the back, trust no one, and just stay up there and push everyone else down even the new guys." -Rob Van Dam "WELCOME TO ECW, THE LAND OF THE EXTREME!" -Joey Styles "Music is my religon." -Jimi Hendrix "When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself." -Bob Marley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 (edited) Granted. Be sure to read the side effects on the bottle of anti-headache medicine. Granted. It was eaten by this guy: http://mlpforums.com/user/3285-nightfall-and-solara/ I wish the side effects label [on Jadefire's medication] was written in Ganaramian Phonetic. Edited June 21, 2012 by Ganazoid Inukzoid <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,798 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted, but it's in fine print while regular label is in swahili. I wish I knew how to speak swahili. Ponysona bio, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted, but all you know how to say is "My donkey is river waffle big sausage fat". I wish I didn't have to do the thing in post #2331... <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfc Ecnolancer 12 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted, now you have to go twice as long. I wish for MLP to become so awesome it breaks the fourth wall and Earth is conquered by ponies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted, however now we are fodder for changelings. I wish that my hair was like Celestia's mane :3 Or a wig would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted. It was made from Celestia's mane. I wish I didn't have to pee for 20 straight hours... 0_x <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted, you now pee for 40 hours at a time every time. I wish peas tasted better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted. They're rotten. I wish I didn't have to pee for extremely long amounts of time. <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,798 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 (edited) Granted. You don't have to, but it still hurts if you don't, so you still pee anyway. I wish I had nerves of steel. Let's see if anyone takes this wish literally. <..< Edited June 21, 2012 by Jadefizoid Ponysona bio, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted, though you get extremely cold internally in winter, and you can't feel anything. I wish I had voice changing powers far beyond impressions and accents/dialects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted, but no-one can understand you. I wish my bladder was made from the same stuff as Jadefire's nerves. <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted, but now your bladder can't be emptied by use of your muscles and so the internal pressure increases and increases, causing the steel to expand right into all your other organs until you die painfully I wish I didn't grant the previous poster's wish in such a horrible way Great sig thanks to Ms Earl Grey! ἡ ἀλήθεια ἐλευθερώσει ὑμᾶς Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 I think you have like a valve for that... BTW, granted, except I get hit with a train, and so did you. I wish these trains wouldn't appear out of thin air... <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbowdash4ever 19 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted, they appear out of train tunnels, which you are stuck near because you're tied to the tracks. I wish I heroically saved the previous two posters from being hit by trains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,055 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted, but you are hit yourself in the process. I wish I was on the scene so that I could be the first to report this to the news stations. A lil' Catherine <(^.^)> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,798 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 Granted. You also get hit by a train. I wish I was train-proof. Ponysona bio, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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