The Corrupted Wish Game

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Sure! Ya got me!  And I'll never leave your proverbial goopy side!!           ...Sadly, I won't ever let up on the ooze puns.

 

 

  I... Sure wish... my guts weren't as..............noisy as they are right now.    This... is not going to be a happy morning for me.... heh...

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
You guts are no longer as loud as they were.

Sadly, they are now twenty times louder, and getting louder as time goes on :V
 

 

Wishing there was an easier way to catch an OwlBear.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. But the Owlbear becomes sentient, and learns to use machines to outwit you and fly away.

 

I wish Owlbears will go to war against an empire of "EqG"-people -- the latter look like aliens!

[TBD 17,254]

granted but now the owlbears mistaken the EqG with us assuming we're the alien. O.O

 

I wish that I can be part of government to take down some monsters.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but the government is wrecked and ruined by the attacks and now you're stuck on a small island where the monsters can't get you.
 

I wish everyone appreciated slime D:

[Widdershins 9,959]

Oh,  WE DO! MWA-HA-HA!     ...as lime flavored & maybe a few grapes suspended in it. Maybe cool whip.

 

 

 

   Wish I had my own pet dragon/kaiju!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.

You now own  your very own spike clone.

 

 

I wish Maud was better than best pony.

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Granted! She's now my backup pony waifu! And ONLY MINE!!

 

 

   Wish I had an extra set of limbs for a better reach!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.

But now you're entirely a crab.

(A decapod :V)
 

I wish this forum no longer had crabs.

[TBD 17,254]

granted now the forum is cleared and it got transfer outside the internet and onto your desk.  but now you desk is cover with crap.

 

I wish we could poo out cupcakes like the trolls from dreamwork trolls.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, they poop out cupcakes, only, the ingredients are well......nasty. (Haven't watched the movie so I wouldn't know)

 

I wish Principal Celestia be me waifu forever and ever without anything going wrong.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. She loses her intelligence, and reverts to an Arabian horse over time.

 

I wish I can keep her for riding shows.

[The Shyest One 808]

Granted, but you never win first place.

 

I wish I wasn't feeling sickly.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but now you lose your status as a brony/pegasister.

I wish I had a new car o3o

[The Shyest One 808]

Granted, but you crash it immediately.

 

I wish for a sweet thing to eat.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.

You suddenly have a cookie in front of you.
And you'll never now what's wrong with it >:3

I wish I had more time to sleep D:

[The Shyest One 808]

Granted, you lose your job and social life so nothing can interfere with your sleep schedule.

 

I wish I had bought those contacts.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
You bought all the contacts.

You now have a majority share in a major crime syndicate and know everyone involved in every operation.

I wish I had more places to chat off of the MLPforums
 

[vivishy 1,032]

Granted but you can only access them during specific times. I wish I could call asleep already.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,558]

Granted, but it involves you sleeping while you are literally falling.

 

I wish for a godlike pair of socks.

[Widdershins 9,959]

*Clack, Poof!*  Granted! They truly are the most godlike socks!

   Unfortunately... God wants them back.

 

 

   Wish I wasn't afraid of jump scares!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you're no longer afraid of jump scares.
But now everyone else is terrified of them and you can't relate.

 

I wish I was a dragon slime

o3o

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but as you breathe fire, you start to melt and regenerate for a thousand years to be back again.

 

I wish the Mapo Tofu empire rules the entire Universe with me as the ruler.

[Widdershins 9,959]

*Clack, Poof!*   Wish Granted! Unfortunately, every member of that empire are mop-shaped beings literally made of tofu.

  It is a very messy reign.

 

 

 

An' if ya believe that, I gotta Map O' the nearest Tofu store ta sell yah!

 

 

 

I wish I could stop playing Hearthstone.

 

 

   ...It's just... /rubs the bridge of his nose.... *Sigh* ... just an absolute waste of my time.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but now you have an unhelpable addiction to WoW.

I wish I could stick with things until they're done :V