The Corrupted Wish Game

[DubWolf 17,250]

O_0

 

Granted, but they are abLe to respawn :-p

 

I wish for bloons 2b real

[DJ Wolfe 5,334]

Granted, but you cannot contact with each other.

 

I wish I could marry a pony

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now you are married to a pony....which happen to be a toy figurine. 

 

 

I wish I can jump into other people dream like Luna.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
But you didn't say anything about getting OUT.

Now you're stuck in someone else's mind and can only converse with them in their dreams.

I wish I could phase through the internet to meet people o3o

[TBD 17,254]

Granted,  to do so you turn into 2x neco-particles. But sadly all of your particles got spread everywhere in a network, and there's no hope in finding you. 

You're forever lost in a network and all you'll see is the people  you want to meet enjoying their internet time. 

 

I wish there is A.I like baymax.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, however it goes haywire, and sees humanity and ponies as a threat and starts an all out nuclear attack throughout both worlds ala Terminator.

 

I wish that I can wrestle like a bada** like AJ Styles.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now you can wrestle like bada*. But since wrestling is fake,  your confidence got you  beaten to a pulp by a guy who actually does know how to brawl. 

 

I wished our world is like wizarding world. 

[~Phoenix~ 196]

granted. however, now voldemort is real and he is running amok, harming many many innocent muggles. 

 

i wish i wasn't so bored

[TBD 17,254]

granted now there's  many series of unfortunate event to keep you busy.

 

i wish winter is longer since spring is coming soon..

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
Only it's been longer in the opposite direction, where it started earlier and is still ending at the same time.
Time has been warped, and now everything is covered in snow right before it turns to spring

I wish there were more slimes

=w=

[AlolanVulpixMc 22]

Granted but on a random ass tumblr blog that you can't see the replies. I wish for a hug with a lopunny or bunneary (can I note have this one twisted)

Granted but on a random ass tumblr blog that you can't see the replies. I wish for a hug with a lopunny or bunneary (can I note have this one twisted)

[DubWolf 17,250]

Granted, but then they try to kill you!

 

I wish for more flavored whales !

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but then they try to kill you

lmao

 

I wish less things would try to kill people :V

[DubWolf 17,250]

Granted, they try to torture and not kill tho.

 

I wish to be able to boop @Princess Moony infinite times :-o .

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But they poof out of existence every time you boop them.
And then reappear somewhere else, though safe, at random.

 

 

I wish slimes could teleport :I
 

Edited March 20, 2017 by The_Gobo

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted, all slimes teleport so that they land on top of you, drowning you in a huge pile of slime!

 

I wish that I didn't have any homework.

[Widdershins 9,959]

Well, knowing The Underscore Gobo, the pile o' slimes would likely all meld together to form some giant Goo-Mecha-Suit.

 

   And your wish is granted. You don't have to do homework or even go to school anymore! But your doomed to be a big ol' dum-dum dummie that knows so little of math that you have all your paychecks given to you in pocket change so you can just keep throwing fistfuls of coins at the cashier when you go out for food.

 

 

 

   Wish I had a tail. Like, a really big one, like, all prehensile n' stuff!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Goo mecha? Don't be silly.
It would just make a cluster-sized lump of slime all with one hive-mind lmao
 

Also:
Granted, you are now a skink, consisting of body made up of tails.
No arms, legs, head, or organs, just a ball of tails.

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Is it just me, @@The_Gobo, or has your Goo-vatar started blushing since I brought up the notion of slimes glomming together into a veritable Katamari squee-ball?

 

    Also, cool beans! Or does that start becoming a tentacle ball at that point?  ...this reminds me of an anime for some reason...

 

 

 

    I wish they made room-sized plushies!

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but unfortunately only one can be made and  you're not the one who will be owning it.

 

I wish to be rich.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
But you quickly squander it in casinos.
On soda.

I wish I had more time

=w=

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Granted, you now have no time at all.  You are stuck in between seconds, everything in the world is frozen in place & uninteractable with. Basically its like living in a closed down Wax Museum. I've seen this happen to, like, at least three supervillains.

   Also, the only way for me to transfer this power to you requires a full-on wet kiss from me. Just give me a bit to sort out which of these tongues has the right mixture of chemicals on it.

 

     Yes. I have given an unnecessary amount of time thinking about Time.

 

 

Wish I was more... what's the word, proactive? You know, determined enough to know what it is I want. Like, for example if I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but now you wish for the world to end.

 

I wish  I can sail across the seven sea.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted,you will be able to sail across the seven seas

 

I wish the world was mine

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
You've conquered the world, it's yours, it's ALL yours!
Right up until it all blows up from whatever you did to take over the world.
D:

I wish the world was one giant slimeball =w=