The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

Granted but you are so productive that there is no work left in the world!

I wish I could get this paint of the last supper done today and looking great. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you end up making all of the people dogs.

I wish there were more non-ponies on here :V
 

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

Granted, but there are so many it's I longer MLP forums! NOOOOOOO!

I wish I could have apple pie.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you have to go to the store first and buy one.

I wish I could minecraft =w=

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted ! But unfortunatly, there is a power cut.

I Wish The Gobo stop changing is profile picture so often.

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but now he leaves it forever as a dumb meme just to annoy people.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted because you didn't make a wish.

I wish people wouldn't notice my avatar so much
XD
 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted, but people starts annoying you because you change it too much.

I was I live in a peacefull place not full of dumbass.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now you're the last man on earth..way a go ya dumbass xp

I wish we can live on Mars.

Edited April 18, 2017 by TBD

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but all the dumbass people that disappear from earth are now on Mars.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted for not wishing.
I wish I may I wish I might, be a bigger slime tonight o3o

 

[TBD 17,254]

1 hour ago, TrotteurFuneste said:

Granted but all the dumbass people that disappear from earth are now on Mars.

Well said, we're all donkeys here xp

 

Granted but sadly you can't take the sun and you got vaporized by the sunlight. 

I wish I can own a donkey.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but he's always grumpy and wear a wig
I wish money could grew on trees

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's all illegal counterfeit money.

I wish I could generate money out of myself :V

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but sadly you want under inflation and the $$ is worthless.

 I wish we can go back trading stick and stones. 

Edited April 18, 2017 by TBD

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but unfortunately you're still poor (no stick and stones for you)
I wish my interner was faster...

Edited April 18, 2017 by TrotteurFuneste

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but only when downloading ads. All other downloads take forever.

I wish for a rocket ship.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you can only fly to Wyucdjh, planet were people eat ponies...alive.

I Wish I live on Wyucdjh...

Edited April 18, 2017 by TrotteurFuneste

[TBD 17,254]

Granted. but it turned out to be nothing, since  wyucdjh doesn't exist.

I wish I can live on a topical island. 

 

Edited April 18, 2017 by TBD

[Chrylestia600 1,307]

Granted. But, there are tons of man-eating prehistoric creatures on the island.

I wish I could meet Celestia.

Edited April 18, 2017 by Chrylestia600

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you are one of her arch enemies, thus she banish you to the underworld.

I wish for a celectria/luna episode.

Edited April 18, 2017 by TBD

[Sane Marbles 180]

Granted, but they end up imprisoned for the entire episode.

 

I wish, I wish for Fluttershy Discord shipping to appear more in canon.

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Wish granted. It becomes the second shipping show-confirmed. (Cheerilee+Macintosh ftw!)

   Unfortunately, this involves Fluttershy getting intimate with Discord as her fist real steady relationship. As Discord is an interdimensional being of incomprehensible powers... this logically follows with her dying from it. Because honestly, that's like dating a Flame Princess.

  

   I wish for Celectria, Alicorn Princess of Electricity and Technotronic Rave music!

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

Granted, but she loses control of her powers and blastes is all including you! 

I Wish I had more time off work...

[Widdershins 9,959]

Ooh! Celestia going supernova? Soooo pretty!

 

   Oh, and also, this guy here will grant your wish!

    Wish I knew who did Mr. Trump's hair. It's simply amazing.