The Corrupted Wish Game

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted. You are hit by a plane as you make this wish.

 

I wish I wasn't hit by a train, or anything at all.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you are hit by a blob of nothing. I wish everyone on this topic went on the TF2 map "achievement_all_v4" and were killed by kittehs. Giant lazer death cat FTW!

Edit: Why is no one bothering to answer? Come on everypony. Seriously, this game can't continue without somepony corrupting my wish and then making one of their own.

Edited June 23, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[Luurilka 325]

How do I respond to that...

Granted, but so many people went on that the game crashed... and exploded.

 

I wish for no one to corrupt this wish.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It isn't granted.

 

I wish I had all the other cr@p for my computer build.

Edited June 24, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[AppleShy Sparkle 312]

Granted, but everything's broken.

 

I wish i had my fast internet back.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It now costs you $500 per month,... And the FCC is on to you...

 

I wish the cr@p I wished for worked.

[Znex 936]

Granted, however it's so unwieldy that it takes up your whole room

 

I wish I had telekinesis powers

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, everything you attempt to levitate with your telekinesis explodes. I wish everyone's wishes involved explosions in some way.

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Granted, everything you attempt to levitate with your telekinesis explodes. I wish everyone's wishes involved explosions in some way.

 

granted but everything is exploding.

I wish i was immortal.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Too bad you didn't wish for eternal youth to go along with it.

 

I wish for fish.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Here's a piranha.

 

I wish I could actually draw something.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but you forget how to drive.

 

I wish I could draw.

[Xievie 498]

Granted, but- ARRGH! MY EYES! GET THAT HORRID EXCUSE OF A DRAWING AWAY FROM ME!

 

I wish Pinkie Pie would decide between the chimicherry or the cherrychonga..

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but she never stops talking about the Chimicherrychanga and it drives you insane.

 

I wish I could draw well.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's a well.

 

I wish I could draw two ponies trapped in one.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but people think you're a terrible person for drawing ponies trapped in a well.

 

I wish I could draw wells well.

[Xievie 498]

Granted, but the well is not well.

Wait what?

I wish I knew well what I was talking about..

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but you lose the ability to know well about other things.

 

I wish for rest.

[Xievie 498]

Granted.. K your rest time is over.

 

I wish I didn't accidentally the hurt.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Now you accidentally the game.

 

I wish I lost the game.

[Xievie 498]

Granted, but then you accidentally the hurt.

 

I wish I had Angel as a pet I love that mean attitude he always gives X)

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. He's now homesick...

 

I wish I could draw this:

 

Neither, because I can't sail on you two

 

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYESSS!!!!!!!!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS! Where you're going? TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEE-YETCH!

Edited June 25, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. you get struck by lightning.

 

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Luna ate it.

 

I wish I woke up earlier.