The Corrupted Wish Game

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, your collection has been transformed into shelves.

I wish I had a sturdier tripod for my camera.

[Jedishy 3,548]

@EquinoxDancer ( I would be ok with that. Give me something exciting to look forward to lol )

 

@Concerned Bystander

Granted but its made of iridium alloy and so it weighs a ton and is super expensive.

I wish for a custom made metal fidget spinner. 

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but it's all gummed up so it doesn't spin.

I wish for a lava lamp that is a model of Mt. Vesuvius.

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but it's 1:1 scale working replica that contains real lava.

I wish it wasn't 11.45pm already.

[Flutterstep 47,068]

Granted. But it still is in your time zone.

I wish for a bubblegum daiquiri.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but I never bother going to figure out what that is using Google, so you just get a bubblegum tequila because that totally sounds exactly the same.

I wish for a supersonic private jet.

[Flutterstep 47,068]

Granted. One is flying right towards your home now.

 

I wish to not get ninjaed.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted. Instead, you get postjumped.

I wish for a Twicane made out of solid gold.

[Aurora Wolf 2,354]

Very well, but before you can eat it, it eats YOU!

I wish Donald Trump would just be ejected from the office, have all of his money taken away from him, and go to prison for the rest of his miserable life.

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but you're married to, and financially dependent upon, him when it happens.

I wish the dinner menu here had more than five choices on it.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted, it has ten choices, but they're out of five of the options anyway.

I wish my friend would message me to chat  

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. But they message you to let you know they're coming over to chat.
And you have no clean clothing or anything else. The place is trashed.
 

I wish I could trim my beard the way I want and have spiky points =w=

 

 

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, but now you can't look down because it's too spiky.

On 25/08/2017 at 11:52 PM, EquinoxDancer said:

I wish I had more space to display my collection. 

I'm sorry, I have to do this now, but you reminded me of this:

 

I wish I had pizza.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

Granted but it's a tiny pizza.

 

I wish calculus wasn't so hard.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you pass Calculus, but you get an 'F' in all subjects like History, Home Economics, Science, Chemistry, etc.

I wish I have the Venom symbiote and become Venom himself. o3o

[TBD 17,254]

granted but you were giving the poison-kind vemon  symbiotic that's kills you. 

I wish our world can advance to be future realistic, like star trek .

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but you have now been assimilated by the Borg, you have no individual identity and your right hand has been replaced with an electric whisk.

I wish the new Death Note film had been good.

Edited August 28, 2017 by Concerned Bystander

[CypherHoof 26,482]

8 minutes ago, Concerned Bystander said:

Granted, but you have now been assimilated by the Borg, you have no individual identity and your right hand has been replaced with an electric whisk.

I wish the new Death Note film had been good.

Granted, but you didn't get to see it and will never get to see it, just be told by other people how awesome it was.

I wish I had some icecream.

[EquinoxDancer 24]

Granted, but it's bogey flavoured. 

 

I wish I was a polyglot 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

3 minutes ago, EquinoxDancer said:

Granted, but it's bogey flavoured. 

 

I wish I was a polyglot 

Granted, but you can no longer understand English and all the languages you do understand are no longer spoken by anyone but you.

I wish I had fruit flavoured ice cream

[StoryTail 103]

Granted!  But it's tomato flavored, since tomato is a fruit.

I wish I had something to wish...

[CypherHoof 26,482]

5 minutes ago, StoryTail said:

Granted!  But it's tomato flavored, since tomato is a fruit.

Yeah, I admit to totally setting that one up

5 minutes ago, StoryTail said:

I wish I had something to wish...

Granted - but you no longer have an open wish to use it on, and will forget it by the time you get another.

I wish I had pizza.

[StoryTail 103]

Granted!  But you developed an allergy to pizza...

(Hah!  I get a wish anyway!)

I wish someone would post in my "Anti-Climatic Story Game" thread.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! someone will...but they only posted in it because they confused it with a different topic D:

I wish for this first day of school to go right

[StoryTail 103]

Granted!  But it ends up being a very dull day and you seem to be invisible to everyone.

I wish I'd stop slacking off....