The Corrupted Wish Game

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

granted, but only for 1 day.

 

I wish I could meet my favorite pony for one day

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but it's awkward and they end up disliking you.

 

I wish I was less wheeled.

Edited June 28, 2012 by Jadefire

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

But Maarten's a brony!!!

 

And now you can only get around in a wheelchair.

 

I wish I was farter. Yes, I jluyst tpid that, only becauuis on my keybiard, the R and S keys are adjacent.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. But since I don't know what fastes means, you get struck by lightning instead.

 

I wish for stuff.

[Znex 936]

Granted, it all lands on your head quite heavily

 

I wish I knew how to play saxophone

[Xievie 498]

Granted. You become a meme.

 

I wish for more Fluttershy cuteness.

[Znex 936]

Granted. You become a meme.

 

Better than I could have expected.

 

Granted, however you die from diabeetus

 

I wish for more pony cuteness

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You also die from diabetes.

 

I wish for Big Macintosh. :3

[Magicon 468]

granted. Here's your big macintosh apple.

 

I wish I had a girlfriend like Applejack.

[Xievie 498]

Granted. You are now Fluttershy's brother tree. Applejack is here to buck you over HARD. So hard you're gonna apple sauce all over the place. If you know what I mean ;P

 

I wish I had a girlfriend like Fluttershy.

Edited June 29, 2012 by Suskieshy

[Mason 2]

Granted, but she faints every time you attempt to be romantic.

 

I wish I was surrounded by toucans.

[Luriel Maelstrom 253]

Granted, but they'll attack you always.

 

I wish I could sleep better

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You now have enuresis. (Google it.)

 

I wish people caught on with my Hexadecimal tendencies.

[Xievie 498]

Granted. Mr. Nobody caught up on it.

 

I wish I understood what you just wished for.

Edited June 29, 2012 by Suskieshy

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but now you can't stop thinking in hexadecimal.

 

I wish for true love.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but you get stuck in a rainstorm and drown.

 

I wish I were Pinkie Pie.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, your brain is now melting.

 

i wish pinkie stopped breaking my walls.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, she starts annihilating them now. Have fun. I wish I had a pet velociraptor. (They're only a few feet tall, not like the JP ones and only one is no problem.)

[Xievie 498]

Granted. You lose it the first day.

 

I wish I had a life.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

Granted, you waste it by using the computer again.

I wish I had my 17 cups of 107# blend...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but since you're not Godot you have a heat attack.

 

I wish for less stress.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but you enjoy time eating an apple and forget it's an apple from The Return of Harmony part 1.

I wish my big sister were coming to visit me.

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Granted she comes to visit you then live the very next day.

 

i wish the very first episodes of mlp were just like god of war 3.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but your head explodes.

 

I wish bugs didn't find so many ways into my house.

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

granted but rats are able to come into your house.

 

i wish Celestia never became ruler.