The Corrupted Wish Game

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

Granted but since she never became ruler Discord never got sealed and after getting bored of having fun destroyed Equestria and went to another land.

 

I wish Season 3 would hurry up

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but it gets delayed for airing after being finished.

 

I wish the glue that you lick for letters tasted like skittles...

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You now have enuresis. (How is that even related?!!)

 

I wish I wasn't tired.

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

grabted you are dead

 

I wish I saw 50 billion rainbows while the sun was setting and the moon was going down and I was in a gazblo and god descended to give a 1 million dollars

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but the world explodes because too many thing happen at one time.

 

I wish I had the ability to turn into a pony.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted. You're a smelly miniature horse who takes a dump every five seconds.

 

I wish Homestuck wouldn't take so long to read.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You don't get it.

 

I wish for enuresis for the pony after me. (Did I just wish for a corruption...?)

[Sky 746]

Granted but the corruption is half assed

 

I wish for the understandance of women.

[Swit Swat 536]

Granted: Every woman you see will slap you in the face.

 

I wish ponies existed.

[Sky 746]

Granted ponies. Already exsist

 

I wish that the person below.me doesn't get a wish.

[PikaPower 12]

Granted, the person starts the next page.

 

I wish for GLaDOS in a potato on my bed.

[Randomiser 115]

Granted, it's normal-sized GLaDOS in a really big potato. Have fun buying a new house/bedroom..

 

I wish I could speak squirrel.

[Znex 936]

Granted, unfortunately the potato has grown tentacles and GLaDOS somehow uses these to choke you to death in your sleep

 

Granted, you're not really fluent at it though

 

I wish Chell eventually got cake in the Portal games

Edited June 29, 2012 by Znex

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It contains poisonous rhubarb, shaped like fish.

 

I wish I didn't have a stomach ache.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you now don't have a stomach. I wish the guy above me got his stomach back.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. He now has enuresis. (How does that have to do with anything?!!)

 

I wish I wasn't thinking so lopsided.

[go away seb 367]

Granted. You are now thinking dedispol.

 

I wish that I become canon.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but the fanbase hates you.

 

I wish I had magic unicorn powers.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but you over-use the magic too soon and explode.

 

I wish I could survive walking through fire.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but you die when swimming through water.

 

I wish I had a crown made of onyx.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but every time you put it on you get weaker and weaker until you die.

 

I wish I were a 3-year-old

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Enjoy your enuresis.

 

I wish I had food.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. Enjoy the flood of food followed by candy explosions that are highly dangerous coming torwards your neighborhood

 

I wish I could explode.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

Granted. You die in your explosion, leaving you to only explode 1 time.

I wish for diamonds in Minecraft.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted.

 

I hereby corrupt your wish by corrupting your corruption: The poster above you was a creeper that can explode twice.

 

And yes, some things can explode twice.

 

I wish for some fireworks.