The Corrupted Wish Game

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted, but no version is compatible with your device

I wish that my cell phone's battery lasts longer

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

Granted but the only reason it seems to last longer is because it blocked you from going on MLP Forums, so you just spend less time on your phone in general.

I wish I could eat some of @Trotteurliciously Sauvage's delicious crepes!  

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted but that shit's nasty

Same 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but I put poison in them cuz you said it was nasty shù^$^!

I wish I could too ! Everyone eat them in a matter of secondes ! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they've become super lumpy :3
I wish I knew how to make pancakes :V
 

[Guest]

Granted, but now you can make them just when you have zero desire to eat them.

I wish I could give presents to more people.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it goes as well as Nightmare Before Christmas
 

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas :3

 

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but people get offended because you didn't say: "Happy Holidays".

I wish for a piece of paper to write my wishes on.

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted, but the paper is lit in fire once you write your wishes

I wish there had not been an earthquake in my country

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but instead there is tsunami

I wish you all a merry xmas and a happy new year! 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

Granted but that shit's nasty

Granted but I'm still trying to use dead memes.

I wish I could hang out with @Hieroklicious in real life!  

Edited December 26, 2017 by SparkliciousSwirls

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but @Trotteurliciously Sauvage will try to het all the attention, and he succeeds. 

I wish Kung fu panda 4 was already aired. 

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but it sucks!

I wish I could teleport to any Disney World.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you teleport to another planet.
I wish I could be in a movie o3o

 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

Granted, but the movie is made by same people who made Food Fight :3

I wish this wish to be corrupted :3

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted but... wait... wishing it to be corrupted is itself.... corruption :V
So uh, wish... granted? I guess? XD

 

I would Cerb' wouldn't confuse me so much XD

 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

2 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

I would Cerb' wouldn't confuse me so much XD

Not granted >:3

 

I wish this wish to not be granted. :3

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, as there's nothing to grant :V

I wish Cerb would stop trying to break the game XD

 

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted but I fix it so well it has to be nerfed.

 

I wish I could devour the amount of food it would take to feed every member of this forum.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

Granted but you get really really sick.

I wish @Trotteurliciously Sauvage  wouldn't ruin my day with Hierok  

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted but I ruin your day anyway.

I wish I could weaponize toast in hilarious ways.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but I don't understand what it is so I can corrupt your wish.

I wish I could understand more thing in english !

 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

Granted but now you can't understand French

I wish... oh you already know what I wish for  

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! I now know what you wish for!

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Wait...

Uh, I wish I could have Borderlands 3 early :3

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but...GRANTED that a good game !
I wish I could travel all around the world !