The Corrupted Wish Game

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! *reboot Apple Mac music plays*

I wish that this game could now continue.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but I'm not going to stop coming up with weird wishes! 

I wish that I could stop coming up with weird wishes.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT they're boring and not fun. ):

I wish for a jet pack like boba fett

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you suffer the same fate as him! 

I wish that the sequel trilogy was better. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT they're all only 1 hour

I wish for some retro jordan sneakers

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but their soles are missing! 

I wish that...

Eh, never mind...

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you make up the best wish in your life.

I wish for a cassette deck

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but the volume controls are broken! 

I wish that the alphabet was reversed.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT in a different country

I wish for a cup of hot tea

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but it's my tea! 

Spoiler

It has apple cider vinegar in it.  No joke!

I wish for dinner.

Edited April 13, 2018 by Recherche

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You get dinner! ... in an old shoe D:

I wish for a pair of legs, that I might walk instead of slither o3o

 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but they're peg legs! 

I wish that I wasn't running out of ideas.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, you get more ideas, but you can never use any of them.

I wish for more free time.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's only an hour.

I wish for free tickets to a concert.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you develop permanent hearing damage! 

I wish my tinnitus went away.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... you're now deaf D:

I wish Rech' could hear again T3T

 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but now I've lost my sense of taste! 

Spoiler

Eh, I could live without it. 

I wish that i could stop losing my senses.

 

Edited April 14, 2018 by Recherche

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! but your intelligence will be lost

I wish for a hat!

[The Recherche 29,968]

grent but iz a swety trukr het 

i wehs i wa smat agun 

Edited April 14, 2018 by Recherche

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But you can't ever use contractions again!
I wish I had a friend like Data =w=

 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! but....

Spoiler

Your wish didn't get corrupted cause you made the right choice

I wish for a hay cake!

[Nightfall Gloam 18,260]

Granted but you realize it doesn't actually taste good since you are not really a horse.

I wish to rule the world with my alien friends from Jupiter.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but they backstab you!  You should have seen that coming, dude!

I wish that I did not wake up so early. 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! but you miss every event that is going on!

I wish someone tell me does my flanks look big or small?

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but everyone says it is embarrassingly small! 

I wish that... you know what? I think I am fine the way I am. 

Edited April 14, 2018 by Recherche
Didn't obey the rule~