The Corrupted Wish Game

[Starshine 16,333]

Granted, but tomorrow s/he will have to go to the other side of the planet, never to return

 

I wish for a perfect grinding spot in my mmorpg

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. Every monster there has a skill that, if used, will destroy your entire party in one hit.

 

I wish for my improv group at college to start playing Hoedown.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. The play it so badly that you leave the group.

 

I wish I was in Paris.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you hate it there and immediately go home. I wish the Doctor was my best friend. ((Btw, the TARDIS disguises as a phone booth, so heh, that wish corruption didn't really work.))

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted. It's the first Doctor, and he hates you.

 

 

I wish I could be better at the thing of which I am not very good at.

[Abstract 832]

Granted. You now suck at everything else.

 

I wish my plant would come back to life (after I accidentally left it in the sweltering heat and sun all day.)

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. It becomes a member of the Homicidal Vegetation Union.

 

I wish I could experience a criminal trial from the perspective of the prosecuting district attorney.

[VizardJeffcolt 22]

Granted, but you failed miserably and lost your job.

 

I wish I can pause balls.

[FireFox 82]

Granted, but the brief pause sent your well hit golf balls slicing and into the rough.

 

I wish I could be more articulate.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. You get carried away and articulate every minute detail of what you're explaining. People get bored and lose interest.

 

I wish for sunny skies and dry air during working hours every day from Monday thru Friday.

[VizardJeffcolt 22]

Granted. You get monsoon-esque rainfalls Monday and Friday evenings and nights, as well as severe thunderstorms the entire weekend.

 

I wish I can consume food like Kirby: eat as much as I want without having to gain weight or to get fat.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. You are never satisfied with the amount you've already eaten, and you frequently become what you eat.

 

I wish a good night's sleep could be bought and sold.

[VizardJeffcolt 22]

Granted. You're broke.

 

I wish I can read people's minds.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, You're now permanently scarred from what other people were thinking

 

I wish I could be a Bat

[VizardJeffcolt 22]

Granted. You're made of the cheapest wood and broke in half because of a powerful baseball throw.

 

I wish I can see into the future!

Edited July 29, 2012 by VizardJeffcolt

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted however, there is no future to see

 

I wish for DDR pads that don't suck

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, they suck worse. I wish the cutie mark crusaders eventually got their cutie marks, and maybe could camp in my house.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted, but Pinkie paints over their cutie marks, they think they've lost them and blame you, and never want to see you again.

 

 

I wish I understood what I just wrote?

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. It's a summarized rendition of a Cupcakes/My Little Dashie crossover

 

I wish I could control the weather like the Pegasi.

Edited July 30, 2012 by Digit Sums

[Magicon 468]

Granted. The planets natural cycles are thrown out of alignment and you perish in a massive flood.

 

I wish it was Friday.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I wish my house had solar panels...

[Roi 100]

Granted you installed them upside down : P

i wish i had never looked at this

Edited July 31, 2012 by MLPSQUAD

[Lightning Flicker 101]

Granted. You looked at this instead:

I wish I had a zombie cat that wouldn't eat me or my friends and family.

[Roi 100]

Granted it desire's brain's and kills everyone else in the world

I wish i have a good non bitchy teacher this year.

[~WhiteHawk~ 186]

Granted, now you have a teacher that nags, but doesn't bitch.

 

I wish I could have some pie...