The Corrupted Wish Game

[Angie Cakes 50]

granted, but the only thing to eat there is peanut butter D: THE ONLY THING

 

 

I wish for silly putty

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you get so much of it that it engulfs the planet, suffocating everyone who lives on it, including YOU. I wish I could fly like Superman.

[Noxoy 6]

Granted, now the sky is full of kryptonite!

 

I wish I got to move to Florida XD

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get bit by a mosqusto and die of a horrible blood disease.

 

I wish I could be less evil in the way I grant these wishes.

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

Granted, though good and evil are points of view, which makes the wish void.

 

I wish there wasn't a spider in my room

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Have fun with those wasps!

 

I wish I didn't have to shave.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted. You don't get facial hair.

 

I wish I could draw ponies/mares well.

[Flicker 141]

Granted, but it is only in a dream of yours. When you wake up? You have not even the slightest memory of the dream, and you beat yourself up over it everyday as you try to remember, but ultimately fail each time.

 

I wish Derpy had lines.

 

Granted, but she is censored thanks to those lines (sorry, I had to do that).

Granted, but you can only draw in sand. I wish for world peace.

Edited September 11, 2012 by Amber Sands

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Everyone and everything dies.

 

I wish for a good nights sleep.

[Musical-Mettaur 41]

You lose track of the posts when you wisely decide to shut down for the night.

 

I wish for someone to play my Choose your own adventure on this forum. And good night folks.

[Flicker 141]

Granted. You sleep late and are late for work.

I wish that I hadn't read cupcakes.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. From now on, everytime you close you close your eyes, you remember Sweet Apple Massarace in all it's brutalness.

 

I wish I could spell but good.

[Flicker 141]

Granted. You have correctly spelled "but good"

I wish for a dream (not nightmare) about ponies.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. They're real, boring ponies.

 

I wish I could afford higher quality coffee.

[Flicker 141]

Granted, but you have it so often you hate it.

I wish that I was a My Little Pony. Pegasus, please ^^

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Have fun as a plastic and inanimate toy for a few thousand years!

 

I wish for a nice cool glass of refreshing water.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted. Here, drink this, it's iced water from a river in Kenya.

 

 

I wish I didn't have to hide the truth any longer.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. You just admitted it.

 

I wish my new laptop would arrive sooner.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It's dropped off by airmail. Have fun rebuilding it!

 

I wish for a nice and fun dream tonight.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but your dream of Princess Molestia

 

 

I wish i could be Fluttershy

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get to be Fluttershy in my dream of Princess Molestia

 

I wish get over my soul destroying caffine addiction.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Granted, Molestia turns you into a sex addict, you now have HIV

 

I wish RKA wouldn't have to log off at the same time I log on

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. You're forced to move to Denmark. Say goodbye to your family and have fun learning the language!

 

I wish I had more time for my hobbies.

[Zalgo 593]

Granted, but your forced to do your hobbies, and nothing else. No bathroom breaks, eating, drinking or sleeping.

 

I wish I had a bacon strip

Edited September 13, 2012 by Zalgo

[Flicker 141]

Granted, but you cannot eat it.

I wish that Odin hadn't been a jerk to Loki.