The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You turn into everything... Right when it ends. You are destroyed!

 

@my last post: Considering We are many entities, two deaths are minor. We will recreate the bodies later at Our leisure. The Royal We is for a reason, you know.

 

I wish that Discord would escape and discord himself and become ultra-oppressive, so he and Celestia get into an argument about all sorts of things from the evil-good lawful-chaotic alignment axes and the harmony VS discipline for lawful and rebellion VS weird for chaotic, causing Luna to become overworked from having to illustrate everything, causing Cadence to blast in with Chrysalis as a weapon, causing Fluttershy to blast in with all the Elements Of Harmony and fix everything, while the Fausticorn explodes from laughter.

[Xero1 124]

Granted The explosion is literal... everypony cries.

 

I wish my tution was paid off and I was on my way to my dream job.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but you have to pay everybody elses tuition.

I wish I knew how to make music.

Edited October 7, 2012 by Thunder Bolt

[The Weapon 168]

But you forgot how to.

I wish for a cat.

[Xero1 124]

Granted

But its an evil furball from hell, it poops in your shoes, eats your socks and bites you when ever you try to pet it... problem is its still cute.

 

um I want hat... one a jaegar monster would be proud of. (girl genius refrence.)

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. But it makes people's heads explode when they look at it.

@Above How is that any different from a normal cat? I was wishing for a weaponized cat and forgot to add evil and superpowers!

I wish for my cat that I just got to become omnicidal and get superpowers, however lousy or good.

[The Soldier 2,044]

Granted. But it makes people's heads explode when they look at it.

@Above How is that any different from a normal cat? I was wishing for a weaponized cat and forgot to add evil and superpowers!

I wish for my cat that I just got to become omnicidal and get superpowers, however lousy or good.

 

Granted. It turns against you and kills you with the superpower.

"You are dead... Not big surprise."

"Would you like to try again? >Yes No

Too bad."

 

I wish I was a scout.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You got stabbed by a Spy and died, though.

Aww... Oh well, We can make that body up later. We have other matters to attend to. Like trolling.

I wish I had a bomb that was about to explode and blow one of Us up already...

[Magicon 468]

Granted. It blows you up.

 

I wish I could perform magic.

[Meirno 550]

Granted, but the only thing you can do is summon a stinky pile of cheese.

 

I wish I I had an awesome, WORKING, gaming computer that always updated itself.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except it gets blown up by the bomb I had and is destroyed.

How was the last response corrupted? I intentionally wished for it, and got no corruption whatsoever.

I wish for a dog.

[Meirno 550]

Granted. It's a 2 inch tall replica of a Golden Retriever.

 

I wish I had better curtains.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. But the windows and curtain railings break under the weight of the new and slightly heavier curtains, and the walls are ruined.

 

I wish for a GMOD video.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but its of your mom and that weird mailman who seems to linger around your house to much doing...things. *shudders*

I wish I had a world record.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. The record is for most failures ever, and you actually DID fail embarassingly enough to win the award. It's also the size of a small planet, so everyone can see your failure at certain times of the year.

And We would care about Our mother and a ghost who became a mailman for no reason because? We don't really tend to keep track of that sort of thing. Immortal mass of CHILDREN, my good sir.

I wish for a brick.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Dranted, you get a brick to the face. And to top it off an anvil to.

I wish I had a muffin.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You get baked bads labeled muffins by a sleepwalking Derpy.

 

I wish I had a hammer to go with my free anvil.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but its a plastic one and has no force.

I wish I had my own pony.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,212]

Granted, but it is me in pony form, thus I annoy the hell out of you. >=)

 

That makes me think.....I wish I were in pony form.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but for annoying me so much you are turned into glue.

I wish I had you back.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except Killman has a vengeance and superglues you to a nuclear bomb about to detonate then is teleported away with Twilight Sparkle.

I wish I had a pie.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,212]

Damn I am violent. Granted, but instead of a delicious bakery product, the numbers 3.14 crash into your house.

 

I wish I owned a Smarties candy factory.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but its filled with cabbage.

 

ninjaed!

 

Granted, but you put to much sugar in them and everyone's teeth rot out. They will no longer buy your product.

I wish my eyes were a different color.

Edited October 8, 2012 by Thunder Bolt

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. They're completely black but functional, making everyone scared of you.

 

I wish for more Pi to crash into the fortress.

[Darty 57]

Granted, But actual pie crashes into your house at high velocity and completly destroys it.

 

I wish for a fish.