The Corrupted Wish Game

[Darty 57]

Granted, there is no tommorow.

 

I wish season 3 would hurry up and get here!

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but when it does you suddenly fall asleep, FOREVER!

I wish I had a pot of gold.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except the gold market suddenly crashes and your gold is worth around a nickel.

I wish for a piano.

[Darty 57]

Granted, You get one of those really old pianos that are only tuned to play one or two songs.

 

I wish for the number 4.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but it gets devided by 0 (zero)

I wish I could walk on clouds.

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Granted, but you now fall through solid matter.

 

I wish that I was awesome at L4D2 Versus.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted, but you then lose the game console.

 

I wish for Atlantis to rise back up.

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Granted, but it rises back up where your house was. You are now homeless.

 

I wish Toothless was real.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but he doesn't like you.

I wish I had a shoe phone.

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Granted, all your phones are now shoes.

 

I wish that this computer stopped lagging. -_-

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. Your computer dies insted.

I wish I knew how to draw.

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Granted. You can now draw a polar bear in a snowstorm... without a nose.

 

I wish it would stop raining whenever I arrived at school.

[The Soldier 2,044]

Granted. You can now draw a polar bear in a snowstorm... without a nose.

 

I wish it would stop raining whenever I arrived at school.

 

Granted. Now it's heavy, heavy hail.

 

I wish I was zhe spy.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You are then killed by Pyro spycheck.

I wish for birds.

[Lightning Fluttershy 1,844]

Granted. Zombie birds like in Resident Evil.

I wish for Spitfire and Fluttershy to come to my house and live with me.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except they keep calling Rainbow Dash and your phone bill costs millions for long-distance calls.

I wish for a fluttershy.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but its defective and it kills you.

 

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

[Darty 57]

Granted, you will receive your uncorrupted wish in about 1000 years.

 

I wish for pie.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted, but it's a bird pie with the living zombie birds in it.

I wish for my defective fluttershy to eat the uncorrupted wish.

[Darty 57]

Granted, but that makes her even more defective.

 

I wish for a blue berry pie that doesn't have any zombies or whatnot in it.

[The Soldier 2,044]

Granted, but that makes her even more defective.

 

I wish for a blue berry pie that doesn't have any zombies or whatnot in it.

 

Granted. There's poison ON the berry.

"You are dead. Not big surprise."

"Would you like to try again? Too bad."

 

I wish I had a level 4 sentry (spy resistant) with 300 hp.

[Darty 57]

Granted, but its on the wrong team...

 

I wish that season 4 is longer than season 3.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Season 3 becomes slightly shorter, moving any middle non-arc-plot episodes to Season 4, enlarging the wait time.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. Its longer by 1 second. In dog years. SO that is *whips out calculator* 13 episodes... 22minutes... divided by 7 ...1.8 episodes long. Yeah, have fun with that.

 

SNEAKING F**KIN' NINYAS!!!

 

huh they didn't even make a wish... probably typing one as a write this. (and my curruption was awesome.. it had math... MATH I SAY!!!)

 

 

 

I wish that i had a cookie... i want a cookie...

Edited October 13, 2012 by AnonBrony

[The Weapon 168]

Granted, a cookie on your computer to remember your login appears.

 

I wish for a Death Star turbolaser to re-enact Hitler Buys The Death Star.