The Corrupted Wish Game

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but nobody else is.

 

I wish for everyone to jump at once.

[RainbowLuvsU 22]

Granted, but the ground disappears after they jump.

 

I wish that Big Mac would speak more

[H.P. Lance 138]

Granted, but there's a worldwide panic about burgers suddenly developing human speech.

 

I wish that the next poster will not corrupt my wish.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but everyone else does.

 

I wish i had  art skills so awesome that it would put Leonardo da Vinci to shame.

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted, but your skills take over your body and you CAN NEVER STOP CREATING.

 

I wish I had the cure of cancer... I also wish I knew how to use the cure for hemlock... Do I just eat it or what ?

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but you wished for 2 wishes and not 1 so you explode for ignoring the 1 wish rule taking along the cure for cancer with you.

 

I wish i was immortal.

Edited December 5, 2012 by ~Chaotic Harmony~

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted, but you still age so now you look and act like a 400 year old.

 

I wish I could come back to life.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

granted but everyone else is dead.

 

I wish i was in equestria.

[Mortimer 332]

Granted but you get transported to Equestria, Detroit where drug gangs reign the street and Adold Hitler is the mayor (LOL)

I wish i was invincible.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but you suddenly grow extremely old and die of natural causes.

 

I wish I had an awesome corruptible super power.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. You have now corrupted the whole internet. The Computer Age is over!!!!!!!!!!

 

I wish for a cute Kirby's Epic Yarn picture.

[RainbowLuvsU 22]

Granted, but you might be a little frightened by Kirby staring at you 24/7.

 

I wish that everyone would forget about G3.5

[Rarietty 632]

Granted, but now Friendship is Magic has been recreated to feature those creepy baby ponies.

 

I wish more people would actually give Littlest Pet Shop a chance. 

 

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Grtanted they all hate it

 

I wish I could break pecan shells more easily >:c

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted but they are made out of broken dreams

 

I wish for a moon base.

[Rarietty 632]

Granted, but Luna and the Lunar Republic take it over.

 

I wish that Gangnam Style was a banned song. 

[RainbowLuvsU 22]

Wish granted, then Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black collaborate on an album.

 

I wish that Pinkie Pie would stop breaking the 4th wall

[SkyeRibbonPwny 406]

Wish granted, Now Twi can do it.

 

I wish i had a cutie mark

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. It's of a taco

 

I wish I had tacos

[SkyeRibbonPwny 406]

granted, deep fried Jack in the Crack tacos

 

I wish i could see my boyfriend <3

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted, but he shows up with a new girlfriend.

 

I wish for a snow cone.

[RainbowLuvsU 22]

Granted, but the seller mixed up Windex and blue food coloring

 

I wish I had a boyfriend

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted, but it's SkyeRibbonPony's boyfriend, thus making her attack you.

 

I wish for a castle made out of soda cans.

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted but the soda cans have all been cut up and sharpened.

 

I wish everyone else came back to life.

[RainbowLuvsU 22]

Granted, but they have a hunger for braaaaaaaaaaaaaains

 

I wish that SkyeRibbonPony had a new boyfriend, so she would stop trying to decapitate me