The Corrupted Wish Game

[Otter 1,942]

Granted, but the only way you can get that loophole is to climb out of The Pit from The Dark Knight Rises.

 

I wish that I had a tattoo on my arm that would let me transform into anything.

[The Stranger 812]

Granted but each time you transform you can't change back for 4 years.

 

I wish I had unlimited magical power.

Edited January 9, 2013 by Twisted-Bone

[Just some guy 1,070]

Granted.You now have PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER!Unfortunately,you have itty-bitty living space and can only be summoned once every thousand years.They also give you such a crick in the neck.(No,I did not just watch Aladdin just now.)

 

I wish I could graduate from high school already.

Edited January 9, 2013 by CaptainBlue808

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It was thrown at you and the first bottle cracked open your skull.

 

I wish I had the rest of my programs back.

[Just some guy 1,070]

Granted.They're all infected with viruses and don't work at all.Your computer implodes from all of the viruses.

 

I wish I had Genie from Aladdin right now.

[Erza 581]

Granted, Genie killed you!

I wish to get full marks on my final exams.

Edited January 9, 2013 by DoomPony

[Just some guy 1,070]

Granted.However,you failed everything else throughout the year and still flunk school.

 

I wish my wishes wouldn't be ignored by others until they notice I ninja'd them. :c

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I wish I had a good computer.

 

Scratch that; I wish the above poster would see what I did.

Edited January 9, 2013 by Ganaram_Bloodrune

[Erza 581]

Granted, you caughted because you cheated in high school.

I wish that i meet the 6 mane ponies!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but when they get teleported to our world, they start speaking Gaelic and you get brain damage from the teleport-blast and you can't learn any new languages because of it.

 

I wish I had a pet chicken.

Edited January 9, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Victor van Dort 202]

Granted, but you have to eat it after you get emotionally attached to it because it's the only thing you bring with you on a dangerous camping trip that puts you in that type of survival situation.

 

I wish I could suck my own d*squee*

[Leatherbehlt 465]

GRANTED! But you break your back in the middle of... you know, and then it hurts like hay to do it.

 

I wish Hasbro would make a scripted death for Diamond Tiara.

[Victor van Dort 202]

Granted, but she suicide bombed all of Equestria.

 

I wish Roid Rage/Snowflake got more screen-time.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but due to the butt-hurt of roid rage people they retconn him into a "misunderstood" person with a mental disorder.

 

I wish I wasn't a blank flank so I didn't have to cry.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but now you're a muffin, and Derpy likes to eat muffins.

 

I wish I wasn't a muffin so I wouldn't have to hide whenever Derpy flies near me.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but you're now Cupcakes (you know the ones)... enjoy.

 

I wish my house wasn't on fire.

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

Granted, but you've been demoted back to blank flank, so you're either going to have to keep your total posts to less than 5 or deal with being a muffin again.

 

I wish I could play the cello.

 

EDIT: curses, I've been ninja'd

 

Granted, but this is because your house was banished to the moon (fire requires oxygen).  Good luck breathing.

 

I still want to play the cello, and be able to play it well.

Edited January 10, 2013 by antismurf9001

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you were too caught up in playing the cello to realize that FractaLuna already commented.

 

I wish I could essplode in a BIG display o faiawirks!

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but the fireworks malfunction.

 

I wish fanfic writers and fan artists would stop trying to make Discord sympathetic.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, because they got rid of Discord completely.

 

I wish my faiaworks would start working again. >

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but they explode in your face (gotta watch out for that)

 

I wish I had a moon breathing thingy so I could breathe in my new moon house.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I farted in it so it's not worth using any more. Plus you're moon house floated away when I kicked.

 

I wish I could see the look on your face when you put on the moon breather and realize I farted in it and you can't get it off.

[The Soldier 2,044]

Granted, after all that happened, I strangled you to death.

 

I wish for a sandvich

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but Heavy take sandvich and strangle you to death.

 

I wish I was invisible.

[Lightning Dasher 149]

Granted, but you are also intangible as well.

 

I wish I climbed out of the pit from Batman: The Dark Knight Rises

Edited January 10, 2013 by Lightning Dasher