The Corrupted Wish Game

[Just some guy 1,070]

Granted.You can turn invisible whenever you want now,but only after a very,very embarassing and humiliating thing happened to you in public that tons of people have noticed.Hey,at least you can escape the aftermath with some dignity,right?

 

I wish I had cybernetic enhancements.

[Proton 565]

Granted, but they are made in China so they will explode in 3, 2, 1...

 

I wish I had an omelet

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but it is covered in poison

 

I wish I had a mansion.

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted, but its haunted and anyone who enters will explode.

 

I wish Rave didn't kill me.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted you die of poison that was from MT.

 

I wish my mansion wasn't haunted

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, now it's a rubber duck.

 

I wish I had another day off from school.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but you got homework to do if you wanna grow up to be a successful male escort named 'Little Joker'

I wish that I was ~♫ coming home I’m coming home tell the World I’m coming home. Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday. I know my kingdom awaits and they’ve forgiven my mistakes I’m coming home, I’m coming home tell the World that I’m coming.♫~

Edited March 11, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's so old that it's lost all flavour.

 

 

I wish that I had some pizza.

[Vexxy 134]

Granted, but it's dropped by the delivery person.

 

I wish that everything was perfect (Try and ruin that one! > )

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but some idiot misinterprets the word coming and well, you know where this goes.

 

I wish all caps wasn't so painful for my head.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but as a side effect everything is now boring because there's no conflict.

 

 

 

I wish that more people would post in my RP thread.

[poniesforfun 716]

More people did but they derailed it into erotic roleplay

 

I wish I could run 500 miles per hour.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, enjoy hitting trees.

 

I wish I could date Big Mac.

[poniesforfun 716]

Granted open up the burger wrapping for your Big Mac

 

I wish I could kill Hasbro

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but before they die, they copyright the crap out of everything that shoots foam darts, and Buzzbee isn't allowed to produce dart guns anymore.

 

I wish I had the ambition to start nerfing again.

[poniesforfun 716]

Granted you have the ambition but all the nerf guns disappear.

 

I wish I could draw Mona Lisa

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, COPYRIGHT.

 

I wish I could get me some dat caffeine pills.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you take too many, and within minutes you are bouncing off the walls.

 

 

 

I wish that Star Swirl HEC had more applicants for Equine Biology.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. YOU FAILED.

 

I wish my all 80s and above grades would be 90s.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but now all your 90s and above grades are 80s.

 

 

I wish that the audiobook version of Of Mice and Men wasn't so expensive

Edited March 11, 2013 by Otakulord Rainbow Izumi

[poniesforfun 716]

Granted but now you have to trade in children to get them.

 

I wish I had a crate of rum.

Edited March 11, 2013 by poniesforfun

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but those children that Izumi traded for the audiobook stole it.

 

I wish I had sus.

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted, now everything else is painful for your head.

 

I wish Muffin Thief didn't poison me.

[Erza 581]

Granted, Now i'll poison you! >:3

I wish that if i was fluent at French.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted, but you can no longer speak, read, or even understand English.

 

I wish it was Spring break already

Edited March 12, 2013 by AnonBrony