The Corrupted Wish Game

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, there are less paradoxes for one hour and then a lot more paradoxes make up for the undone ones.

 

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.

[valete 195]

Granted. You are no longer playing the game. ( I saw someone use this as a reply in the earlier posts )

 

I wish that this wish gets granted while not being granted, and corrupted while not being corrupted.

[Lostwanderer 367]

NO!

 

I wish i played this game properly

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted, everyone leaves because you are such a corrupt person.

 

I wish for the power to bend reality, like Discord, while not suffering any adverse effects.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you can only bend reality by making it rain chocolate, and that's it.

 

I wish to meet a pony in real life.

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Granted, but that pony is Blueblood

 

I wish a third season of Yuru Yuri would be made!!

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but tehy never release it

 

I wish i had more meat in my fridge

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it's rotten meat.

 

I wish for clothing that has class, like a suit, so that I will be the one standing out and I can tell the swag kids: "Swag is for boys, class is for men."

[DJShy 873]

Granted, but it hasso much class, it makes you go back to school.

 

 

I wish Fluttershy from "Equestria Girls" was my girlfriend.

[Klopp 2,050]

Granted, you are now a potato.

 

 

I wish for the following users wish to go uncorrupted.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Granted. Their wish is completely uncorrupted... then five seconds later, they keel over and drop dead, unable to use the uncorrupted wish. :3

 

I wish for Zoop to die.

[Klopp 2,050]

Granted, but he spawns 12 more Zoops from his dying flesh.

 

I wish for those 12 Zoops to die as well.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, there are now 144 more alive ones.

 

I wish for those to dye too.

Edited June 1, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Granted, they are all now blue because you made a typo.

 

I wish for those Zoops to be dyed green.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it's your least favorite kind of green.

 

I wish for those Zoops to be painted with primer.

[Klopp 2,050]

Granted, it's a special kind of Primer, that causes any type of Zoop, to duplicate. There are now 288 Zoops.

 

I wish each of those Zoops would get run over by a bicycle. Then eaten by Laxhogs. :3

Edited June 2, 2013 by Klopp

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted,  the Zoop corpses reproduce in the Laxhog stomachs and then there's an explosion of organs and blood.

 

I wish for those Zoops to dance while there are those everywhere.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, there is a Zoop party

 

I wish Zoop would reply to this post 

Edited June 2, 2013 by Lostwanderer

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, Zoop does not like it.

 

I wish for multiple of me too.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Gran...No you can't even divide by zero once.

 

I wish for a glass of cola

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it is poisoned.

 

I wish I could be actually good at art.

[Budding Night 1,043]

Granted, but the only art you are good at drawing is crooked lines.

 

I wish I could make my eyes change to any colour at anytime

[valete 195]

Granted, but this ability causes adverse effects on your eye cells, and you eventually become blind.

 

I wish that I had the ability to resolve any sort of medical adversary without much effort.

[DwarfEmo13 34]

Granted, but this ability causes adverse effects on your eye cells, and you eventually become blind.

 

I wish that I had the ability to resolve any sort of medical adversary without much effort.

Granted. But all doctors are now evil cyborgs sent by Skynet (other companies are available) to kill mankind. D:

I wish I had my own pet Llama (Alpacas are out of the question)....

Edited June 2, 2013 by DwarfEmo13

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. She headbutts you every chance she gets and pees on all your stuff. Also, I steal your wallet.

I wish for my own torture chamber so that I may express my displeasure with anypony who mildly annoys me.