The Corrupted Wish Game

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Granted, but you can only be in hell... and you're affected by the heat.

 

I wish for unlimited wishes

Edited February 11, 2012 by Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie

[Robert3186 45]

Granted but the genie you tell them to is hard of hearing and you wish for a small pianist...

 

I wish I could sleep

Edited February 11, 2012 by Schoer

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Granted. You sleep with no disruptions... ever.

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

granted nothing

 

I wish Trixie was here with me right now with no killing intentions

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted and she tied you up and made you her slave.

 

i wish woona was here with all her wuf! :3

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

granted and she tied you up and made you her slave.

 

i wish woona was here with all her wuf! :3

 

I am ok with this xD

Grantedd but the mystical power get congused as of who woona is(since it's actually Luna)and send you a pancake instead

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Your not wish is granted, but now you have to not make a wish for it to be corrupted!

 

Yeah that confused me too. 0.o

 

I wish I was married to The Great and Powerful Trixie!

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Granted, but you have to share her with the other million Trixie fans.

 

I wish something awesome would happen...

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

Your not wish is granted, but now you have to not make a wish for it to be corrupted!

 

Yeah that confused me too. 0.o

 

I wish I was married to The Great and Powerful Trixie!

 

Well my wish wasn't corrupted so why should I wish again xD

 

Granted I happened but then I left

 

I wish for a life with happiness

Edited February 11, 2012 by Leoc Trixies #1 Assistant

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted! but with only happyness in your life you become emotianally dull and dont feel any emotions at all.

 

i wish there were no bronie haters.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but everyone starts loving ponies so much that the internet crashes from all the pony-related posts.

And then, aliens.

 

 

I wish I could skip school.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted but you can never go to school and you get no education and live you life as a drugsdealer till you get shot.

 

i wish my (futere) girlfriend likes pony's

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted but you don't.

 

I wish I could muster up the courage to start some sort of let's play series.

[CUINJALE 120]

Granted, but it's got the quality of a bootleg movie filmed through a pringles can. The internet hates it, and by extension you.

 

I wish I could see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but that will be the last thing you ever see.

 

I wish I could focus more.

Edited February 12, 2012 by Tumorfist

[Prince Lightning Da Cute 619]

Granted, but now you're blind.

 

I wish i had my OC's life

 

Aha! New page going up!

Edited February 12, 2012 by TagTeamCast

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted. You are now a few bytes of memory living in a computer chip.

 

I wish Equestria was real 0_o

[CUINJALE 120]

Granted, but it's inhabitants are not.

 

I wish I had a can opener.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but it's broken beyond repair.

 

I wish I had a chance to meet Chuck Schuldiner before he died.

[CUINJALE 120]

Granted, but he dies right after you say hello.

 

I wish my door didn't give me splinters.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, every other door you touch will give you splinters, even if it isn't made out of wood.

 

I wish I could speak Latin.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but nopony else does.

 

I wish people would understand what I mean when I say "Qwerty", "Dvoark", or "Colemak."

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but they never understand anything else you say.

 

I wish i procrastinated less.

Edited February 13, 2012 by Tumorfist

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

Granted. You procrastinate 1 second less on everything.

 

I wish I knew more about operating electronics.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, but you become obsessed and no longer have any friends of family left in one year. and the only warmth you recieve is from the warmth of you machines.

 

i wish i could dance