The Corrupted Wish Game

[DubWolf 17,265]

Granted: you will decide to get the PS4, but you don't get one from the wish!

 

I wish I had 10 more hours of sleep.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted: you will decide to get the PS4, but you don't get one from the wish!

 

I wish I had 10 more hours of sleep.

Granted, you fall asleep immediately at your computer, and the most NSFW sites imaginable open up while you're asleep.

 

I wish Twilight Sparkle was real.

Edited September 20, 2013 by AdmiralZeratul

[DubWolf 17,265]

Granted, you fall asleep immediately at your computer, and the most NSFW sites imaginable open up while you're asleep.

 

I wish Twilight Sparkle was real.

That's awful!

 

Denied, but she appears in your dreams whenever you summon her.

 

I wish I.... can walk on clouds!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted.... but you can no long walk on the ground.

 

 

I wish..... wait, what does an eldritch horror from outside the universe even wish for?

 

I wish for [iNSERT WISH HERE]. Have some fun.

Edited September 20, 2013 by The Unspeakable

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

That's awful!

 

Denied, but she appears in your dreams whenever you summon her.

 

I wish I.... can walk on clouds!

I have a morbid imagination.

 

Granted, but the surface of the planet becomes intangible to you, and you can no longer safely walk on it.

Granted.... but you can no long walk on the ground.

 

 

I wish..... wait, what does an eldritch horror from outside the universe even wish for?

 

I wish for [iNSERT WISH HERE]. Have some fun.

Granted, I now rule the world. I most certainly did have fun.

 

I wish to be an expert singer.

Edited September 20, 2013 by AdmiralZeratul

[DubWolf 17,265]

Granted, but you can only speak in song and cannot open doors.

 

I wish I had a cheezburger.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted, but you can only speak in song and cannot open doors.

 

I wish I had a cheezburger.

I am about to give you a cheezburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a cheezburger rests on the ground.

 

I wish for a ball of yarn. Good luck corrupting that!

Edited September 20, 2013 by AdmiralZeratul

[DubWolf 17,265]

Granted, but you are swarmed by hundreds of cats. Take that lol.

 

I wish for money!

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

You win the lotto-jackpot, however your adress was announced and thieves stole your money.

 

I wish to be invincible.

[DubWolf 17,265]

Granted, but you never die because you are invincible to everything including aging, and hence everybody you knew as a child and a grown man leaves at some point of your eternal life. It could be worse: you could have been thrown into a black hole, going down there.....forever and ever with no ending.

 

I wish I could be happy. Nothing else matters.

Edited September 20, 2013 by Wingin'Wolf

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Your wish was granted. You ended up spending everyday with your friends 24/7 so you could have a lot of fun, however one day everypony was busy and you had nopony to play with and you fell in a deep state of depression.

EDIT: Forgot the wish sry xD

 

I wish to be a Tree

Edited September 20, 2013 by Lunatic Cake

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Your wish was granted. You ended up spending everyday with your friends 24/7 so you could have a lot of fun, however one day everypony was busy and you had nopony to play with and you fell in a deep state of depression.

EDIT: Forgot the wish sry xD

 

I wish to be a Tree

 

Granted, you become a treant. Your people are dwindling in number as civilization advances in your direction.

 

I wish for a nice admiral-style hat just like in my avatar.

[DubWolf 17,265]

Ok, you got one!...but the wind blows it away.

 

I wish I .wasn't ninjad!

Edited September 20, 2013 by Wingin'Wolf

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

You successfully fell asleep, however your mother came in when she suddenly noticed you still had that other tap open.

 

I wish to be satisfied with everything.

[Moaning Myrtle 196]

Wish granted.Your dead in heaven

 

 

I wish I could be quieter.

Edited September 20, 2013 by YayFluttershy

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but everyone yells at you for being too quiet. 

 

 

I wish my house blew up for no reason.

[Bojo 1,187]

Granted, but you're inside...

 

I wish I could find the portal to Equestria

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Granted, but you can't enter it.

 

I wish I could shapeshift.

[Loriem 639]

GRanted, but you explode.

 

 

I wish I had the Gadget, so I could set it off then run a few feet away to watch.

[Bojo 1,187]

Granted, but years later the russians will develop their own bombs and will start a series of wars dividing the world in communists and capitalists...

 

wait, did that actually happened?

 

I wish I was russian

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but you are Simon Petrikov, who is driven insane by an evil magic crown as the world is destroyed around him by the mushroom war. 

 

 

I wish for this wish to have something bad happen to me.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Granted. As a bonus, everything bad that can happen to you will happen to you all at once.

Because I'm nice.

 

I wish the puzzles in Professor Layton were easier.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but it is so easy the game become pointless.

 

 

I wish I had some fries.

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! But they're cold stale fries that were picked up off the floor at McDonald's.

 

 

I wish for a giant vault full of gold coins, so I can dive into it like Scrooge McDuck.

[CornBreadGang 514]

Granted, but they are chocolate coins, and will melt within minutes.

 

 

I wish that I would die the death of a martyr.