The Corrupted Wish Game

[DubWolf 17,265]

Granted, but people will forget after next week.

 

I wish I could re-learn this physics in under an hour.

[GeometryTheMathPony 3]

Granted, but the physics defy Newton's laws.

 

I wish for MOAR processing power.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but you randomly combust into flames for no reason.

 

 

I wish for natural selection to "take place" more often on "certain people".

[CornBreadGang 514]

Granted, but they die within a week.

 

I wish that puppies ruled the world. :3

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but inside their cute heads they are actually the most evil and torturous race that has ever ruled the land.

 

 

I wish my fridge would burst into flames for no reason.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Pity you burned up first. I had called dibs on your wallet. I pee on your ashes instead and flush them down the bog.

 

I wish these damn headaches would stop so I can get a good nite of sleep.

[CornBreadGang 514]

Granted, but you get stomach aches.

 

I wish that I had the most wisdom of anyone ever.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but you are burned at the stake.

 

 

I wish for money.

[CornBreadGang 514]

Grated, but it is Monopoly Money.

 

I wish for super human strength.

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[GeometryTheMathPony 3]

Granted, but you are now an alien.

 

I wish I could uncorrupt my corrupted wishes and prevent them from being corrupted again.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Wish rejected.

 

iWish pennies were a thing of the past.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. The apocalipse takes care of that. As you watch the rising tital wave of fire consume all in it's path towards you, I swipe your wallet so you die pennyless. I hitch a lift with a certain Doctor and live.

 

I wish Abba could be deleted from time and space.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but so is everything else.

 

 

I wish for magic to happen.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Granted. However, contrary to the ideology of MLP, the only for Magic to exist is for Friendship NOT to exist.

You can attain magic, but all friendships will end.

 

I wish I wasn't so socially awkward.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but The world is suddenly destroyed by a nuclear war.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You wish for nothing, I give you nothing.

 

I wish the Secret Person had wished for something.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but the wish is so dumb, that your eyes melt.

 

 

I wish for shaving cream on Vladimir Putin's shoulder.

[GeometryTheMathPony 3]

Granted, but ewww.

 

I wish I could create the Official MLPForums Spam Forum.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but the spam leaks out one day, with enough toxicity to be a radioactive disaster. The entire website is evacuated, as hundreds are turned into spam bots by the spreading SPAM radiation. 

 

 

I wish the above never happens.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. Something similar happens but without the radiation.

 

I wish I could teleport.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but you get stuck in a wall.

[GeometryTheMathPony 3]

You wished to be non-existent? Okay then, wish granted.

 

I wish fo-

[Loriem 639]

You appear to have been eaten by a dragon, as such, I will just make you into a marshmallow.

 

 

I wish for gold to happen under the sea.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted, but then gold becomes worthless.

 

I wish for Mother 3.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It's a Uwe Boll movie. Now say "Thank you Seeker".

 

I wish for gentle Oblivion.