The Corrupted Wish Game

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but this is because your area is moved by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, to somewhere in the middle of the Sahara.

 

I wish for infinite money and power.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. You have it, however your every action is dictated by me, and so you can do nothing of your own accord.

 

I wish for a Flying Bolognese Monster to go with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Edited November 13, 2013 by Questioner Returned

[Snowy Storm 57]

Granted, but they both form together and create one super deity that enslaves us all.

I wish I magic was real and I had the powers of Ice.

[Hittywoo 4]

Granted, but you cannot control the powers, resulting in you turning everything you touch into solid ice, and blowing causes icebreath.

 

I wish we could have the chance to go to Equestria.

[Nightmare Night 151]

Granted but you are a bale of hay that cant talk or move......good luck

 

I wish Luna had more episodes :'(

[Twila Starshimmer 172]

Granted, but Luna will not appear at all for season 4. 

 

I wish that the rest of the mane 6 would grow as tall as Twilight Sparkle.

[Loriem 639]

Granted.... but.... the show is cancelled immediately afterwards and never get;s another generation.

 

 

I wish I could get Pete's Non-Existent project off on a good start faster.

[Snowy Storm 57]

Granted, but the site crashes and the funds are lost. No one every donates to it again.

I wish for good luck this year

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Granted. Be sure to enjoy it, because you will never be lucky again.

 

I wish this wish would be corrupted.

[Proton 565]

Granted. Wait what.

 

I wish for 975 Riot Points.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but the price of every champion is increases to just over the amount you have.



I wish that I had Jinx and Ziggs.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Granted, enjoy being Jinxed and zigged.

...

... Is zigging actually a thing?

 

I wish genies were real so I could make an actual wish come true.

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

Granted... but remember the tiny little living space you are now bound too for a long, long time.

 

I wish that my productions studio would cooperate better.

Edited January 14, 2014 by Archmagos Amphrose

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted. They all agree to demote you to janitor.

 

I wish I never had to sleep anymore.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Granted, but the sleepiness will still be there.

 

I wish moar people appreciated memes.

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted. From now on, people will talk about nothing but memes.

 

I wish there were no animal life expectancy in Harvest Moon... my poor silkworm...

[Snowy Storm 57]

Granted, But your animals glitch and delete themselves. 
... You never see them again

I wish to find my soulmate and live a decent life with them.

Edited January 17, 2014 by Snowy Storm

[Denim&Venöm 18,928]

You find them. You both die of cerebral hemorrhaging 1 nanosecond later, thus ending you decent life. 

 

I wish everyone on this message board excluding me got audited by the IRS.  

[Snowy Storm 57]

Granted, but you get jailed for evading the IRS and forced to pay them 20,000 dollars for the next five years of your life

 

I wish to travel the world and be able to visit places.

 

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted. You get to visit the slums and ghettos of the world.

 

I wish I had some Reese's PB cups...

[DubWolf 17,263]

Granted. Nothing happens, but you constantly live your life in fear about when that thing will happen.

 

I wish for a free Derpy  .

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted. It's broken.

 

I wish I had something for breakfast...

[DubWolf 17,263]

Noo Derpy! *nurses back to health*

 

Granted, it's the dead Derpy  Derpy makes you a muffin omelette, but it makes you sick.

 

I wish Slender was real.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but he turns out to be your obese neighbor trying to pick up high school girls in his van.


I wish I could raise a barn with Applejack.

[Snowy Storm 57]

Granted, but as you raise the barn one of the walls was poorly secured and falls on the Apple family. You are the only survivor.
 

I wish for a X-Box1 and/or PS4

Edited January 17, 2014 by Snowy Storm