The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. The portal opened to an Alternate version of Equestria, where all the ponies are wholly evil, As in the evil where you hunt down a innocent creature for fun, torture it but dont let it die, then somehow cruficies it so it slowly loses life until death finally embraces it. And the leader, who killed her sister so she would rule Equestria alone, is hellbent on taking over other lands and making their inhabitants into slaves(All forms of em), and killing them for no reason whatsoever, except for joy and pleasure. Weird how those millions of adult men vanished indeed...

 

 

I wish for a golden delicious apple.

Edited June 19, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. As you bite it, a crazy hobo dressed like Applejack kicks you in the head, knocking you out. From that moment onward, everytime you see or hear anything to do with apples, you lose control of your bowels and end up twitching on the floor.

 

During one of these fits, I nicked your wallet.

 

I wish for a pet maniac.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Well, what maniac? Ah right, a Chaotic Evil one. Have fun with him. x-(

 

I wish for an alternative to a wallet so no one is able to nick my wallet.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, you get a Gucci purse that has space for all your money and cards inside. Good luck not drawing attention

 

I wish I could become a mermaid and live underwater

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Oh, some human caught you and now you're like a hoax to the entire world. gg wp no re

 

I wish for x-( emotes everywhere.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted now they're all that exists and everyone hates you for wishing them into existence

 

I wish for my happiness back

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Uh, what's happiness? I dunno, so I'll give you some sadness. x-(

 

I wish for no dog stabbing. x-(

[Guest]

Granted, dogs can no longer be stabbed. However, they will be shot instead.

 

I wish for the ability to manifest my thoughts into reality.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, except you actually can have multiple subconscious thoughts in your mind at a time so all those thoughts are manifested at the same time and consecuently end up overflowing the world and causing mass destruction and chaos

 

I wish I could play GTA V

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. It's a bootleg someone apparently made. It's 8-bit, sidescroller, and has no color. And the sound is just a high-pitch static. And the character is a bear riding a skateboard. And the controls keep switching. But, it can play on any console ever made in the history of anything ever. Have fun!

 

 

I wish for a good, new game to play.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, you get the hardest game on Earth which you shall never pass

 

I wish I could become Pinkie Pie

[Randimaxis 8,652]

You become Pinkie Pie... as a toy given to a preschool.

 

I wish I had access to ALL the music I ever wanted...

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. The genie decides what you want. Here, have your least favorite songs ever. x-(

 

I wish for KEMPTONIANS SHWEET RIMZ NEVILLE.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You enter a strange world where Kemptonians shweet rimz neville become yours. You enter this world after you fall into a coma due to a brain parasite. I nicked your Gucci purse, shoes and teeth as I cannot find your wallet. I also help myself to your liver. That'll learn ya!


I wish for something worse to happen to whoever grants this wish.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Sorry, selfish genie denies. He gives it to you now.

 

I wish to rekt the universe.

[Klopp 2,050]

Granted, but since "rekt" isn't a word, nothing actually happened.

 

I wish for an endless supply of delicious frozen yogurt.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but it's poop flavored.

 

I wish for a rocket to blow up the universe.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Mega logical mode enabled. Sorry, nothing is powerful enough yet.

 

I wish I could really fix my TV schedule.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but this in turn really screws up your day-to-day planning.

I wish that I could see people's names above their heads.

[Klopp 2,050]

Granted.

 

Everyone has now died, been buried, and their tombstone (above their head) has their name on it.

 

 

 

I wish that I had some fries right now.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. Have two fries.

 

I wish I could control time.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you can only go forwards, in multiples of 10 years.

 

 

 

I wish for a pile of bronze.

Edited July 1, 2015 by ~Chaotic Eddie~

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. What bronze, sir? I'll just drop this useless bronze toilet right over here.

 

I wish I could go back in time to 1989.

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted. You have the ability, but will die upon using it. Should you proceed, know your only point of entry is a fiery furnace, as to ensure you have no influence on the timeline. Only your body can time travel; nothing else.

 

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

Edited July 1, 2015 by Starlight Sky

[Skye-42 27]

Granted. 

Your lifeless corpse is now firmly clasped in the claws of the dragon, as it flies off to it's lair to save you for hibernation.

 

I wish these minions didn't exist.