The Corrupted Wish Game

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted. They all suddenly explode - wiping out the human race.

 

I wish for a stylish pair of glasses.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, you get something that's considered stylish only on Mars

 

I wish to own every cool video game on the planet

[Skye-42 27]

Granted, but you don't have the consoles to play them all on.

 

I wish I slept more.

 

 

Granted. They all suddenly explode - wiping out the human race.

 

I'd gladly die to get rid of the yellow beans from hell tbh. ( ͜ • <  ͜ •) 

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted. Nightmares plague your long rest, leaving you deathly tired, and afraid to ever sleep again. Enjoy the mental scars ^^

 

I wish you were reincarnated as an amoeba.

 

Granted, but you don't have the consoles to play them all on.

 

I wish I slept more.

 

 

 

I'd gladly die to get rid of the yellow beans from hell tbh. ( ͜ • <  ͜ •) 

 

And everyone else, too? ^^'

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted - he is reincarnated as a super-amoeba that takes over the world.



I wish for precisely 9.23 apples.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but they are imaginary so you get no apples.

 

I wish to have someone corrupt this wish.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, but you are also dead now

 

I wish that Derpy never got sensored.

[aidanderp 25]

MLP:FIM gets canceled. I wish i knew the meaning of life and everything in the universe.  

[Illusion Fox 77]

69

 

I wish for a good card game?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but the cards cost so much that nobody plays it.


I wish for a cucumber.

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Granted, but he's invincible and won't stop singing silly songs.

 

I wish I could spend more time on the computer.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You end up paralysed after you are beaten by an invincible singing cucumber. Since you lost your wallet (me swipey) after the attack, you cannot afford rehabilitation and end up with nothing to do but depraved interweb doings. Also, your nose itches constantly, but you cannot ever scratch it.

I wish for Minions, everywhere, for always.

Banana?

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted. But they are viscous, flesh eating monsters that ultimately lead to the extinction of the human race.

 

I wish I could be a pony and live in Equestria.

Edited July 9, 2015 by Serenade

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted, under the condition you stay a hermit, or else you come back here.

 

I wish Medusas would stop petrifying my Terraria character in mid-air.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, instead they petrify you under water.

 

I wish the complete history of equestria was released.

[Noei 718]

Granted. Even though you never knew it's existence.

 

I wish to live 1000 years.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Of pain and suffering.

 

I wish for that car in my avatar.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

granted but its stolen.

 

I wish for _____

[Illusion Fox 77]

granted, Its a big, blacker box....

 

I wish for my youtube Chanel get popular

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. In the negative way.

 

I wish for a Space Dolphin Machine Gun, IRL.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. However, you have no ammo for it, and it is confiscated by the police.

 

I wish I could have more money for video games.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, but you stole that money from a bank and promptly got thrown in jail for the next 30 years

 

I really wish our world was more like Equestria from a cultural standpoint.  I don't mean I want manticores or hydras or anything else like that to exist.  not in the slightest.  But the ponies just seem so much friendlier and so much better at following the golden rule then humans are.  I wish our world could be more like that.

Edited July 15, 2015 by Serenade

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you die shortly afterwards and thus cannot experience such a blissful existence.



I wish that I had duck feet (Please somebody get this right.)

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your feet are now plastic flippers that are permanently attached to your body.

I wish I can teleport to any planet in the Universe.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted but no spacesuit so you died immediately.

 

I want a parfait.