The Corrupted Wish Game

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but it's secretly straight stuff

 

I WISH FOR EVERYONE TO BE IN ALL CAPS

[aaronsnowden 10]

no. 

 

i wish for some flinstones chewable vitamins.

[Mars Orbit 729]

No.

 

I wish for you not to get that

[aaronsnowden 10]

granted.

now i get scooby doo chew-able vitamins.

 

i wish for no texas sesession.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but texas explodes

 

I wish for a pet cat

[aaronsnowden 10]

Granted, but texas explodes

That's okay

 

Granted

The cat's dead.

 

I wish for gay stuff.

[Bucket 107]

Granted, but... But uh. Uh... Uhhh... I don't know, is there a downside to that..? I mean, how can you twist gay stuff to be gay, but not gay? Is that possible? Your wish is granted but you live your entire life pondering this question.

 

I wish my shoes wouldn't get messy the first day I wear them after cleaning them off

[aaronsnowden 10]

Granted.

The shoes that work like that are your crocs.

 

I wish for pie.

[RenaTheRagDoll 47]

Granted, it was a beautiful pink pie, when you eat it had a rotten egg inside  

I wish better internet connection

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you get uber fast internet connection, but you get blocked in any website you visit.

 

I wish for Princess Celestia to be my waifu.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted, your country has a year long blackout

 

I wish I could fly.

[Bucket 107]

Granted, but you can never land on the ground

 

I wish I wasn't so tired

Edited January 24, 2016 by Bucket

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You suddenly find yourself in a large mansion from which there is no escape. You find a letter that reads as follows

"Dear meat,

I welcome you to this humble abode. Please make yourself at home, but know that I am now stalking you. WHEN I catch you, I shall tear out your still beating heart. This will hurt. A lot. You best start running. That's my breath you feel on your neck"

That ought tae wake you up.

I wish to no longer have throat and eye problems.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted your throat and eyes have been removed.

 

 

I wish for two tons of mustard.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, then the whole world is flooded with mustard.

 

I wish for Principal Celestia to go out with me on a date.

Edited January 25, 2016 by PONinja4

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but Vice Principal Luna gets jealous and turns into Nightmare Moon.

 

I wish that I had super hearing.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted bit you start hearing things you wish you could in hear.

 

I wish for money

[Tameless 979]

Granted but all the ducks start vanishing.

 

I wish I had a nice car.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but some one steals it.

 

I wish for a duck to be my hat

[Midnight Seeker 302]

A duck is now your hat. This horrifies and distresses the poor avian and it thrashes around in a panic as it quacks in horror at what has been done to it. You'd take it off, but the duck is stuck to your nut.

I end your suffering by tearing out your heart. Then I free the duck.

I'm not a monster.


I wish to be a monster.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but you die quickly as someone throws a spear at you out of nowhere.

 

I wish Vice Principal Luna and Principal Celestia become my waifus.

[IronM17 5,373]

Granted, but both are men now. 

 

I wish I can hug Fluttershy and Twily. 

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but they freak out because they do not know y you are hugging them and they kick you in the face

 

I wish I could not have a corrupted wish.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, your wish will not be corrupted, but only lasts for 2 seconds and after that, everything goes back to normal.

 

I wish for Dapper's Ducks to join me and my revolution.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but once your revolution succeeds we betray you.

 

I wish for a hat