The Corrupted Wish Game

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, She annoys you for the rest of your life.

 

 

 

 

I wish that you have a good today ^ ^ 

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted (and thank you), but you on the other hand fall off a cliff and break every bone in your body.

 

I wish for an alien invasion, because that is literally the only way for us stupid humans to achieve world peace.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted.

 

These are the invaders

 

 

 

I wish anime never existed

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but now there is no more waifu to comfort you.

 

I wish for an A in math class.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted.it is now called MAath class

 

 

I wish you the best of luck ^ ^

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Luck is what I call my axe. I'll give you all the best of her. I promise.

 

 

I wish that all limits on me could be removed!
 

 

(That got a tad dark)
 

 

 

Oh, my sweet, darling summer child.

 

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted! All mental and physical limits have been removed!

Including bones, so now you are just a weird blobby thing, and without mental limits you go mad with all the knowledge of the universe, so now you are a crazy weird blobby thing.

 

I wish for the space bar!

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

You get a space ban and cannot go to space...

 

I wish for an earmuff...

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[Minepro 107]

Granted. It's made of barbed wire.

 

I wish for a laptop that I can write on.

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but it's just a whiteboard you can put on your lap.

 

I wish for a nice vacation.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but you only get 5 mins. of vacation only, and after that, back to work.

 

I wish for a taco

[Tameless 979]

Granted, but it's a meatless taco.

 

I wish I had a stuffed bear

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but you get a stuffed Barney the dinosaur instead.

 

I wish for a burrito.

[Sasha Wingson 11]

Granted, your burrito awaits for you in my stomach.

 

I wish to someday be good at flying

[Bizarre Wizard 4,990]

Simple! Granted. Now you're fly.

 

I wish extra day off.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, you have an extra day off, but now you will never have a day off ever..

 

I wish i could have a graphics tablet so i can draw digital pony art easier..

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you receive a graphics tablet with bugs and errors and always crashes.

 

I wish for Derpy's basket of muffins

[icyfire 433]

Granted, Unfortunately they were dropped a few times, sat on, smashed, run over by an angry mob, had a piano droped on them, dropped in a lake, droped in the mud, and were half eaten in the first place. Very little remains except for the soggy crumbs of anything except what resembles food. Enjoy! 

 

I wish I could spend more time on my art. 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but you decide to cut sleep out of your schedule completely, and you will get all of the side effects of sleep deprivation including forgetfulness and lack of concentration.

 

I wish I could have super reflexes.

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Granted. Your reflexes are super fast now, however the world around you feels like it moves in no speed at all while your speed seems normal.

 

I wish to take a trip around the whole world.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, You end up visiting everywhere around the world but constantly trip over with every step..

 

I wish everypony could not spoil new episodes..

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, you are now unable to understand all forms of communication.

 

 

I wish to control how my wishes are executed

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but you lose the power before you get the chance to use it

 

I wish i was more motivated..

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but you overwork yourself and suffer from a burnout.

 

 

I wish to be the monarch of the Netherworld.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. But in becoming royalty, you realise that you have in fact very little power, almost no free time and tons of boring stuff to sit through. Until a coup happens and you are forced to flee for your life.

Just as you make it to safety, I suddenly appear and rip out your still beating heart. For giggles.


I wish I was no longer sick (I has norovirus and haven't slept in four nites and have a constant thirst).