The Corrupted Wish Game

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but the only reason I'm so healthy is because I absorb everyone else's health and everypony dies except me

 

I wish I weren't forever alone because of Tumorfist's wish

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. Your with 99999999999999 clones of your least favorite person on Earth.

 

I wish you a fine day tomorrow.

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, but everyone will be a zombie.

Granted, but you'll be super duper jealous.

 

I wish I could choose what my favorite shipping is :/

Edited March 12, 2012 by LightningWing

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. It's SweetieCord.

 

I wish I had the skills to write so I could do that ship.

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, but it ends up being a very descriptive clopfic and everyone hates you.

 

I wish I was in a clopfic with Rainbow Dash. I wish I could shoot lightning =P

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but you're an electrocution hazard to everypony.

 

I wish I knew what to look for in a computer.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. Everything goes well until you accidentally shock RD and she dies and then the fic ends and everypony hates me even more fore ending it like that.

 

Granted. Your become ultra critical of negative aspects and never buy anything.

 

I wish somepony would save me from Electrobolt.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but then I start doing whatever Electrobolt was

 

I wish I could "Shoot to Thrill"

[Electrobolt 2,069]

I kidnapped him a-la RAGGLE FRAGGLE, that's what AAAAAAAANYWAYS...

 

Granted, but you wound up shooting Michael Jackson on accident

 

I wish I was bulletproof

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but every other weapon cause 3x damage.

 

I wish I could use hacks irl.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you are quickly caught by the FBI and arrested

 

I also wish that I could use hacks irl but that I don't get caught as easily as you did

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, but even though it took them longer you were still caught.

 

I wish I never had to sleep.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. Your life continues, and ends like,1984.

 

Granted. Your life becomes like that one episode of Fairly Odd Parents.

 

I wish tomorrow wasn't a school day.

Edited March 12, 2012 by Tumorfist

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but it`s March Break, Y U HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW in first place

 

I wish I had *glasses and voice changer to sound and look like Duke Nukem* BALLS OF STEEL

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Not here it isn't. I gotta go school like every other monday of every other week.

 

Granted. They melt.

 

I wish I was tired.

Edited March 15, 2012 by Tumorfist

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Your muscles and bones have now wasted away.

 

I wish Jadefire paid off for that two dollars I gave him a bajillion wishes ago.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but because it was a bajillion wishes ago he still owes you 998,000,000,000,000,000 dollars

 

I wish I could be having my own riverboat fantasy right now (guess the song)

Edited March 12, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Wish rejected because I don't know what you're talking about, so here's a Fluttershy instead.

 

I wish I knew what you were talking about.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. But your brain fills up and you forget how to read.

 

I wish I didn't owe anybody two dollars.

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, now you owe me all your money =P

 

I wish the YouTube videos I'm watching would stop lagging.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, now they don't function at all. (no lagging if there's no video. :3)

 

If I had just one last wish, I would like a tasty fish.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. They're in Minecraft resolution.

 

Granted. It's a Minecraft fish.

 

I wish I were able to tell the world something.

Edited March 16, 2012 by GDO29Anagram

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's in an old Navajo language, so most of the world doesn't understand you.

 

I wish I could learn german.

Edited March 16, 2012 by Jadefire

[Znex 936]

Granted, but your accent is atrocious and you're ridiculed everytime you say something in German.

 

I wish I knew more ancient languages.

Edited March 16, 2012 by Znex

[Philomena 66]

Granted, but now you only speak in ancient now, no more english

 

I wish I can be like Pinkie Pie