The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You can now say '/home' aloud and be instantly teleported back home.
But when you do, it's just you. Whatever you had on you fails to be transported with you :V


I wish the world was made of blocks.

[icyfire 433]

Granted! Though everything is made out of blocks of plastic and life itself seizes to exist. But hey, Lego is cool.

 

I wish I would be brave enough to, on occasion, sing and sing well in public.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your voice instead opens a portal to a world of horrifying beings and twisted physics, taking everyone in the auditorium with you.

 

I wish I can watch a sunrise.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
You get to watch the sunrise!
...Forever....

lol

I wish griffon's had cutie marks.

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Granted, but they always involve the dismemberment or elsewise eating of ponyflesh. What? Their predators, that's the natural order a' tings!

 

 

I wish I had a job. No, wait, check that. Wish I knew what a job was so I could go out and get one of dem!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you know the name and description and involvement of every job or form of employment known/unknown to man.
You will of course, however, never have any of them.

I wish I was funny.
:3

[Widdershins 9,959]

 *Clack, Poof!* Granted!

 

   You are now Carlos Mencia!  ...and eeeverything else that goes with it!

 

 

   I wish I knew what to do with my time!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You now know exactly what you should be doing.
But you never do it.
For some reason.

Also, Mencia isn't funny.
He tries to be, but he's not D:

I wish I was rich lol

[Widdershins 9,959]

*Clack, Poof!*   Granted! You are now made out of a solid, living mass of pure chocolate fudge! While you needn't worry about melting alive, you are however equidistant from both a rather large anthill & Pinkie Pie.

 

 

Also, Mencia isn't funny. He tries to be, but he's not D:

  Hee-hee! I know! That was the point!

 

I wish I could somehow reach through the internets & literally & repeatedly whap people in the actual faces with this picture of my OC!!!

 

                 ...Hmm, my oc pic is kind of making me hungry for butter-boiled crawdads for some reason.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you are now Discord. But you can never leave Fluttershy's house :V

I wish I didn't have to drive six hours to Jersey for a con' lol

[Vampira Heart 920]

Granted but once your their you'll never be able to leave OwO

 

I wish I had wings in real life O3O

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You are a bird.

 

I wish Gilda visited my dreams tonight.

 

[Widdershins 9,959]

  Heh, he sure is awfully focused on-      *looks at fan-art*               Daaaaang!                            Uhhh.... right!

 

   *Clack, Poof!*   Granted! You two have the times of your lives wrapped up in each other's loving embrace... until you wake up, and like all dreams it quickly fades away from memory until it feels like it never happened at all....

 

 

    Wish I could do that thing that Pinkie does where she can control her hair at will!

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Even though Pinkie can become a fashion model, Rarity captures her and trains her to become her bodyguard, using her prehensile hair as her own weapon.

 

I wish I can free Pinkie and help her set up her own fashion business, far away from Rarity.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted, because in what universe is pinkie a fashion model? O_o

I wish Maud could lift a city.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. The city collapses into a pile of rubble.

 

I wish Pinkamena becomes a fashion model.

 

 

Not granted, because in what universe is pinkie a fashion model? O_o

 

 

Pinkamena's hair looks stylish, so this is enough to make me imagine her as a fashion model.

[Widdershins 9,959]

*Clack, Poof!*   Granted!            But since we all know how irrepressible she is, she absolutely insists on creating dresses too! She also insists that all of her creations have to also be edible!  In between literally spoiled dresses and reported constant attacks from ants, the fashion industry soon falls apart!

 

 

   I wish time wasn't a thing. I hate time! Stoopid time!

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Without time, everything stops, and you cannot even move.

 

I wish there is a cure to frozen time.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, Time continues to move.
But the effects of it having stopped for a moment are felt throughout the universe, and it is all destroyed.

 

I wish the universe wasn't destroyed :V

[Vampira Heart 920]

Granted but everyone is blind and deaf

 

I wish I was a kitty xD

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You're not a kitty.
But a normal kitty. So basically you flop around the house all day and don't do much.

 
I wish most ponies were other races o3o

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Equestria is divided between elephants, giraffes, and gryphons.

 

I wish that it is now a giraffe.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GynzyMV9hHk

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, giraffes take over the planet.

 

I wish screamo never existed (it's literally ear rape)

[Widdershins 9,959]

* Clack, Poof*    Granted! Though since it no longer exists, you can't have referenced it in the first place in order to make the wish thereby causing a paradox that sets things back in order to bring it back into existence. Only this time, when you first experienced it, it literally deafened you.

 

 

  I wish friendly animal-humanoids were as common in real life as they are in Animal Crossing & other video games.

[icyfire 433]

Granted! But unfortunately, humans aren't friendly towards them and beguin to wage war against them despite their friendly demeanour.

 

I wish I was grave enough to get into cosplay and create accurate and interesting outfits.