The Corrupted Wish Game

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted. They now slap you with a trout.

 

I wish I could have my dog back.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but you've got to keep the cat too.

I wish I could go sleep, like the whole day tomorrow.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted. You are now in a coma.

 

I wish I wasn't so horrible.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. But you become so awesomely amazing that no one anywhere wants to do anything but worship you forever.

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

@The_Gobo

You didn't wish, so my wish is for you to MAKE ONE!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. But I wish for super-depressing things that make people want to un-wish it :V

I wish I would have paid attention when responding to so many posts all at once lol

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but now you'll say nothing but "posts" in every thing you say!

I wish I would stop procrastinating! Seriously, I'm trying to finish reading this "Getting a Job for People with Asperger's Syndrome" book to help myself!

Edited July 15, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Posted! Because posts post posts while posting posts on posts about posts!
I post posts that posts wouldn't post post about post D:
 

[Will Guide 21,360]

@The_Gobo

Fine! Wish ungranted! Now, what were you saying?

[Hierok 11,831]

 

@WiiGuy2014 Granted, you're life is equal to your wish, because it doesn't exist

I wish I could sing above average.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you sing so well that you start putting others out of a job.

I wish I had greater wisdom =w=

 

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but you always give and get the wrong wisdom.

I wish I could sing people out of jobs.

Edited July 17, 2017 by Hierok

[Twilight-Sparkle17 230]

Granted but farting will make them lose their job.

I wish to have unlimited knowledge.

[Widdershins 9,959]

  Granted, You now know all. This causes your brain to rupture from the overtaxing of your mental facilities. You die, Painfully.

   I wish you hadn't died painfully!

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

Granted but I get struck by lightning while storm chasing.

I wish it were easier to do Calculus.

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted, but now you're a teacher in a high school.

  I wish I didn't keep staying up this late!

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, now you wake up around 3 o'clock in the morning.

I wish today will be a pearfect day

[Twilight-Sparkle17 230]

Granted but algebra becomes more complex.

I wish some things didn't make me so nervous.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted. Now everything makes you nervous.

 

I wish I could visit another planet.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but it's the abandoned planet Pluto! Now you're forgotten!

I wish I never had to worry about money again.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granded, you'll never got it again.

I wish my computer was faster

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, now it's so fast that it actually burns out, destroying all the data!

I wish I could get a job already!

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, you'll know work as volunteer

I wish I had a job in the music industry

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted. You are now a professional Miley Cyrus song listener.

 

I wish Pluto was still a planet.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, 

I wish I was smarter