The Corrupted Wish Game

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but then you do ​ absolutely nothing but post that video in Cloudsdale.

 

I wish the brocakes the best of luck.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but then you do ​ absolutely nothing but post that video in Cloudsdale.

 

I wish the brocakes the best of luck.

 

That's probably exactly what will happen.

 

Granted, but they good the best of Discord's bad luck and fail at whatever they were doing that required you to wish them luck

 

I wish I weren't so lazy

Edited April 3, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted. Now you have OCD.

 

 

I wish I knew why Cupcakes is so disturbing to other people.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, you watch the fanfic and become morbidly disturbed when near Cupcakes for the rest of your life

 

I wish ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles would watch Cupcakes

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but when he/she is finished, the track you down and make you into cupcakes.

 

I wish I had some headphones.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. They don't last long.

 

Granted, you're now on your period.

 

I wish that period made sense... And cleanup.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but then it came to life, transformed into Pinkamena and made YOU into cupcakes

 

I wish we could get off the topic of cupcakes, I'm starting to remember it and am getting creeped out again

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but the topic becomes Sweet Apple Massacre.

 

I wish those headphones worked again.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but they are now a frankenstein of different sets of headphones and are much lower quality

 

I have 2 wishes, 1. That neither of these wishes are corrupted because I'm serious and 2. That I had more support in being a brony, it's not going too well and I'm getting discouraged

Edited April 4, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[Znex 936]

The best way to fulfil that wish is probably to post a topic in Sugarcube Corner. Sorry to hear that though.

 

I wish the moon was inhabitable.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

(I already read Cupcakes, I'm just wondering why people make such a big deal out of it)

 

 

Granted. But now it's overpopulated.

 

 

I wish my dog would stop biting me.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Now he can't stop biting everything else.

 

I wish I had the time to read Cupcakes, and no, I do have really high tolerances.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but it scares you all the way into mental instability

 

I wish I knew for sure if I spelled instability right, or I knew for sure it is a real word, I know unstable is, but I'm not sure about in stable, or instability

[Znex 936]

Granted, but you end up going on a huge and unnecessary quest to find the truth of the matter and end up dying of exhaustion (unstable and instability are both correct btw)

 

I wish I had something to wish for

Edited April 4, 2012 by Znex

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted. Your house is burned to the ground. Make a wish.

 

 

 

I wish I had all the food I needed with a snap of my fingers.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but it ends up being even more then you needed and you're crushed under all of it

 

I wish Znex got his house back (actually to make that a little easier to corrupt, I wish he had A house, even easier then that, some random shelter)

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Too bad you didn't wish for his house to be come back already built. Hope he enjoys his pile of debris.

 

I wish college wasn't so hard.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. That'll be 30000 dollars.

 

Now if I knew what to do with that kind of money, other than squandering some of it for my own devious needs, depositing it, or using a chunk of it to pay for a new computer...

 

No, just kidding; I wish for something practical.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. But then you get struck by lightning.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Lunatic 1,186]

*poef* your a fish... to bad there is no water around.

 

i wish i could sing.

[Znex 936]

Granted, however you are tone-deaf

 

I wish my post rank would go up

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted but nopony cares.

 

i wish i had wings that could fly me everyware!

[S.M.S. 8]

you already have wings lol!

 

trolled

 

i wish i wasnt a troll! lol just kidding! i wish i was a bigger troll

Edited April 5, 2012 by daring

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you become to big a troll for your own good, and you get banned from the forum

 

I wish there were more people using proper grammar

 

(Not really, I just like to try to keep my grammar skills up, I read an old article some time back about American litercy rates [nothing on Canadians though] were supposed to go down to 30% by 2000, now I don't know if that's true because, like I said, I'm Canadian, but I've even noticed it around my school. Unfortunately I've also been affected IRL, I rarely laugh anymore, I always just say lawl)

Edited April 5, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[S.M.S. 8]

granted but you cant spell things correctly (i think its real lol)

 

i wish for spiderman to say fuck you i do what i want (the video NOT you ^)

(delete post?)

Edited April 6, 2012 by daring