The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,254]

Granted here's a new yarn string for it

I wish I can play a guitar. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you are unable to Play "Smoke On The Water"

I wish my guitar could Djent.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but now you can't play it.

I wish we could create a rock band and go on tours.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT only if the gobo is on vocals and trotty on bass.

I wish I could listen to every song in existence

[TBD 17,254]

2 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT only if the gobo is on vocals and trotty on bass.

we're gonna rock…. if they ever come back!

Granted but the worsts will be  first on the playlist. 

 

I wish I can sing opera. 

Edited February 8, 2019 by TBD

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you will have to keep it a secret :c

I wish I could survive a brutal mosh

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but then after a surviving such brutality, you lost your footing and die.

I wish for some smores' now. 

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT no graham crackers

I wish I could get a free soda from the vending machine

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but it gets jammed during the dispensing process.


I wish for fish.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you'll smell like fish for the rest of your life

I wish I'm rich

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted, you're rich in callories
i wish i had wings

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it was too small to pick up your large body.

I wish we have the video game tech just like the ones in "Ready Player One" 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted, but...(damn it i haven't seen Ready Player One) but everyone else is allowed to use it except you
I wish snow was warm and cozy

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

Granted, but your house burns down!

I wish I was able to travel through time.

 

 

Edited February 8, 2019 by cuteycindyhoney

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted, but you can only travel forward in time, and with the speed of 1 minute per minute(oh my, you were able to do it all along)
I wish Poverty and hunger didn't exist (can i get my oscar now?)

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but war is still there....

I wish I can win an Oscar 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted, but it's an Oscar fish (they look great, so yay)
i wish war didn't exist(there, fixed)

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but humans.

I wish I have my own island

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted, but it's in the bermuda triangle
i wish i could use magic

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you're now the great and powerful! But.....someone better is gonna rain on your parade, 

I wish EG starlight will meet EG trixies 

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

35 minutes ago, TBD said:

Granted you're now the great and powerful! But.....someone better is gonna rain on your parade, 

I wish EG starlight will meet EG trixies 

 

wait, there's an EqG Starlight? err, i mean, granted, but they're forced to seperate forever right after
i wish other ponies recognize how Great and Powerful Trixie is

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but her firework act is just as big as her ego and it blow up the whole world.

I wish there's episode where Trixie become an alicorn 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted,but it's in an alternate universe and it's in the comics and it's only a cameo(it's an actualy thing)
I wish MLP FiM S9 would start aining tomorrow

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it got canceled

i wish s9 will have more on the alicorn’s orign 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but the explanations turn out to be not ass, but SUPER ASS.

I wish for a jar of pickles.