The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You wet yourself.

 

I wish there was more love sweet love in the world.

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

Granted, but the love everyone gets is just the love of hating you. (That was mean, if it made any sense......sorry.....)

 

 

I wish I didn't have to do any homework.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted. You don't do any, and fail the class.

 

I wish I didn't have to do any homewrok without the above mentioned side effect.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, you don't do any homework because you're currently in the hospital due to a possibly fatal wound

 

I wish I actually had some homework to do, there is litterally nothing for me to do (I no longer count the forums, they have become a way of life)

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted. Do my HW. All of it!

 

I wish i had no HW.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, I did it for you, but just as I was about to email it back, my computer crashed and the files got corrupted

 

I wish Aureity`s homework files didn`t get corrupted

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

Granted. I destroyed them instead.

 

I wish I had a better work ethic....

[D1SC0RD 987]

Granted, but your dedication goes towards achieving nothing, and so your productivity has worsened.

 

I wish my cat would stop scratching my face while I sleep.

[Znex 936]

Granted, now it just eats your face

 

I wish I had a better work ethic than just doing work that has little relation to what I'm actually supposed to be doing

Edited April 16, 2012 by Znex

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, instead it starts messing on your face (@D1SC0RD)

 

Granted, instead you start doing work that has no relation to what you're supposed to be doing

 

I wish I could make better wishes about coming up with better corruptions

Edited April 16, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[Znex 936]

Granted, however every machine explodes since they can't understand your wish, including your own computer

 

I wish people would realise the game ended years ago

Edited April 16, 2012 by Znex

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now everypony's playing the sequel: The Game 2: Electric Boogaloo, which is even more annoying.

 

I wish my mind wasn't full of fuck.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's full of $#!%!!!

 

I wish I didn't wet myself back there...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You soiled yourself.

 

I wish my mind wasn't full of various keyboard symbols.

[Prince Midnight 817]

granted, now its full of improper thoughs

 

wish i could come up with a wish

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, now it's full of R34 ponies (@Ganaram)

 

Granted, but it's a horrible wish and because of the corruption, you end up destroying the multiverse

 

I wish I were ninja-proof

Edited April 16, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[Prince Midnight 817]

granted, but now samurai and the power rangers are after you

 

wish i had a sammich

Edited April 16, 2012 by Midnight Moon

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but it attracts a Heavy and he accidentally eats your head when he tries to take a bite

 

I wish I knew more about the song playing right now, it sounds awesome

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You go mad from the revelation.

 

I wish there were 25 hours in the day.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but a paradox prevents anyone from being awake during the extra hour

 

I wish all of what I said in What would do? came true, that nothing goes horribly wrong in anyway, that nothing stupid happens like struck by lightning..etc, this wish comes true, that I'm there to experience it, and that they're their normal selves

[Znex 936]

Granted, but they are only there for a few minutes before they realise they went to the wrong house and then leave

 

I wish the whole of Ponyville appeared in my local area

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but the citizens don't come with it.

Congrats, you just made everypony homeless back in Equestria.

 

I wish for a shrubbery.

[Znex 936]

Granted, the Knights of Ni come with it too and annoy you to no end

 

I wish I had a metrosexual river serpent named Steven Magnet

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, and it is so sexy it f*cks your brains out every night.

 

I wish sonic games were like the first two, without a paradox occurring.

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but then Sega ends the series because of all the chaos caused by the modern fans.

 

I wish I didn't kill every pair of headphones I got.