The Corrupted Wish Game

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, but you get addicted to Jersey shore.

 

I wish his wish and my corruption were actually related.

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but in return, you're NOT related to anyone you're already related to... see what I did there? Huh? I should just quit...

 

I wish Linkin Park fans weren't so picky about what the band's genre should be.

[D1SC0RD 987]

Granted, but now the fans are infatuated with any music they produce, and so the band spits out elevator music because they know they will still be successful without real effort. Now the elevator music is a hit single and you can;t go anywhere without hearing it. It is REAALLYY annoying, too.

 

That was a little far stretched. Hehehe c:

 

My wish? I want some fuzzy toe socks.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but they're so fuzzy the fuzz reaches up to your face and down your throat, choking you to death

 

I wish fuzz didn't randomly choke people

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now the fuzz randomly rapes people.

 

I wish for MOAR PONIES!

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, you forgot to turn your swag off and wake up covered in homosexual stallions

 

I wish I could listen to The Final Qountdown more often then once a year

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted. You can now listen to "The Final Quontdown" all you'd like. Enjoy listening about quonts.

 

I wish I could delay my math test.

Edited April 18, 2012 by Aureity

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, your math test is delayed, but now you'll have a pop quiz is some other class thursday

 

I wish the Ask Fluttershy thread were more active, I actually have a few questions for her...

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted. but you cant ask questions on it.

 

we wish there were unlimited luna hugs.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

granted, then you die after being hugged by luna

 

i wish i could breath in space

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, then you die after being hugged by luna

 

i wish i could breath in space

 

i would die happy.

 

you can. but you cant go to space.

 

i wish i had control over the moon just like luna.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

granted, then it explodes while your controlling it, and everyone blames you for its destruction

 

i wish i was immune to having corrupted wishes, including this one

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, but i lied.

 

i wish luna's way of speaking was loved by everyone.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Wish rejected.

 

I wish for somepony to ask me something in the ask thread.

It's more dead than a... a... I don't know, something extremely dead.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

wish granted, time to troll

 

i wish.

[letterone 1,204]

Granted. It gets corrupted.

 

I wish I had a better music producing program. Mixcraft sucks.

[Starswirl the Trixie 975]

Granted. It gets corrupted.

 

I wish I had a better music producing program. Mixcraft sucks.

 

Granted, you can use it all you want on your new antique Windows 98...if it loads.

 

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[Miles Rarity Edgeworth 76]

Granted now you have herpes.

 

I wish i could barf rainbows.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, but you can't stop. Ever.

[Frost 18]

I wish that everyone stopped using arrow in the knee jokes

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but they start using "the cake is a lie" jokes again.

 

I wish I had more of a life.

Edited April 18, 2012 by letterONE

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You have more life, but it's because you took it from somepony else. You're now wanted for homicide.

 

I wish someone would wake me up when september april ends.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

WAEK UP!!! Septemberderp ended 7even months ago!!! Oh wait, you said April... Oops...

 

I wish I could RUL-2 my way into making the NWM more versatile...

[ZomBrony 347]

Wish Rejected

 

I wish I didn't have to reject Ganaram's wish due to my lack of knowledge

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but you must drink a lake first.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired...