The Corrupted Wish Game

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted, it has a hole in it.

I wish I had my sorround sound back.

[Captain Marvelous 544]

(Don't nets have holes anyway?)

 

Granted, now it makes no sound.

 

I wish for my treasure chest back.

[Finesthour 7,287]

(It had a bigger hole in it ._.)

Granted, but I took the treasure.

I wish I could be comfotable on my laptop.

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Granted, but you have no chair.

 

I wish i had magic like twillight <3

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted, but you aren't a unicorn so you can't use it.

I wish I could actually laugh at things that are not funny.

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Granted. But now you can't laugh at funny stuff

 

I wish i lived in ponyville. (Don't we all ?)

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted, but you are an outcast.

I wish I had a faster laptop.

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Granted. But now it broke...

I wish i could fall asleep.

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted but you never wake up.

I wish a zombie apacolypse would happen.

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Granted. But only you turned into a zombie

I wish i was bruce the almighty

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted, but you aren't black.

I wish I could wake up.

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Granted, but now you can't sleep

I wish i was god

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted you are hepestasus and extremely ugly

I wish tv would be real

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Granted. Tv is now real, and everything is now happening in your room.

 

I wish to turn off my phone.

[Captain Marvelous 544]

granted its off....forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I wish for applejack

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Granted, but she wont be in the next EP

 

I wish that my wish won't be corrupted :3

[The J.ster 40]

Granted but it gets a virus instead.

 

I wish I had some of Pinkamina's delicious cupcakes!

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Granted, but they taste awful.

 

I wish this forum would load faster D:

[Captain Marvelous 544]

granted, but now when you open this forum it will never load.

 

I wish for a wish that I could use to wish a wish for

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Granted but it never happened.

 

I wish that i could live in Equestria :3

[SolarFlare 21]

Granted but you are a rock and you don't have any sorts of feelings

I wish to have moar milkshake (me drink it fast).

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted. You are now Twist.

 

I wish Scootaloo wasn't a were-chicken.

 

Damn fucking NINJAS!!! just skip me...

Edited October 23, 2011 by Lyra

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

(lyra, you were too quick D:)

Granted, but it was never true...

 

I wish i had an angel

Edited October 23, 2011 by ProjectRKA

[Octavia2 83]

Granted, it's an angel of death.

 

I wish I didn't have speedskating on the weekend...

[SolarFlare 21]

Granted you die before the weekend comes,

I wish my cousin would like Pinkie Pie (he hates her, but likes the rest of mane 6)